Funny SMS Archive
145) Mere taraf se aapko ek pappi, Apki friend ko ek pappi, Apki friend ki
friend ko bhi ek pappi kyonki aaj hi mere Dogi ne dus pappi ko janam dia hai.
146) Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi achanak
dekha har taraf khusian hai, haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.:-)
147) Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge par
bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga,aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge....
148) Dosti bhitumhi se aur tumhi se bus izhar kiya. tu kya jane kal tere bulawe
ka humne kitna intzar kiya.Sayd ise aas mai ki aap kuch to kahengi apna
VALENTINE Chla gaya..
149) Masjid mein job karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin
khuda na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
150) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi
hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
151) Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gehra koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif
karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!****
152) Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye****
153) Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko, hum to kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai,dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!**
154) es duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha
duniya nazar fer legi, us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..****
155) Aapko ashirwad mile baroo se, piyar mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai DIL SE!
156) Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi
hai...!!****
157) Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apse
dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat
ho gai!
158) Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo
to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...****
159) Life is like: MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO - Khushia
kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO!
160) TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS
KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
161) Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti
hai,tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati
hai...
162) Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu
ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...
163) Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau
to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.****
164) 'MOHABBAT means...'M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B - barbadi B -
ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you?****
165) Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery zyada chalti hai!****
166) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me
"MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
167) Evolution of Man,Shadi se pahale,HERO No.1 Shadi k baad,COOLIE No.1 Shadi
se pahale,Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad,Yeh Meine kya kiya****
168) Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass
eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele
hain...
169) Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK****
170) Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil
se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
171) Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab
aur na intazar de, awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar
de...****[Feel free to call and send sms here : 03002697256....Faraz Shafi..]
172) Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni
khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de.
173) Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi
gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
174) jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi
ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS***
175) Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,Humne kaha dard kabul hai,sabne kaha is dard
ke saath ji nahi paoge,humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... ***
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