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    Default Sardar SMS Archive 1

    Teacher to Sardar: Name five animals that live in water!

    Sardar : Frog

    Teacher: shabash and the remaining four?!!

    Sardar: Forg dee maa, pyo, phen tay phira
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    Sardar proposed a girl with romentic poetry!

    Kutta mar gaya razai vich
    Mei pagal han teri judai vich
    Zaban tay machar bay naye sekda
    Sardar teray baghair reh naye sekda
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    Sardar to nurse:
    Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS.

    Bacha paida hote hi mar gaya.

    Nurse:
    Sardar ji apki SUPLI aee ha:-D
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    Sardar UK k 1 hotel me khana khane gya

    Wo Murgi khana chahta tha lekin Murgi ki english bhul gya

    Dey askd wht do u wnt Sardar G?

    Srdr Replied:
    Eggs Mother
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    Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


    Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai .
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    Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti kr gya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
    pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
    sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar
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    Sardar was beating his son
    Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
    Srdr:Iske cell pe Phone kiya to 1 ladki boli-Da person U r trying 2 reach is currently buzy!
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    Prof: What is Chemical symbol of Barium?
    Sardar: BA

    Prof: And Sodium?
    Sardar: NA

    Prof: What will you get if 1 Atom of BA and 2 Atoms of NA combine?
    Sardar: BANANA
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    Math Teacher to Sardar: Agar tumhari 1 pocket main Rs.1000 hon or 2nd pocket main bhi Rs.1000 hon to tum kya socho gay?

    Sardar: Yaar main kithay Abby di pant tay ni paa lai?
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    TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF EARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER? SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH
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    A person asked a SARDAR, Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho? Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
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    Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
    Friend : Acha wo kaise?

    Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
    mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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    Sardar on phone:

    Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

    Doctor: Is this her first child?

    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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    In a party a lady wanted
    to go to toilet so
    she inquired with a sardar
    papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

    sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao
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    A sardar owned a resturant. a man came up to him and said:

    Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai.

    Sardar replied: o Dil vadda kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay...
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    Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha, Urr ja..!

    But, makkhi nahi urri! Sardar ne kaha:

    Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti
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    Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kYa daAanA chAhiye??

    sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt

    PAnd|t : Kyun ?

    sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
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    Techer:Kya Ap Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro Pe Kitne Joke Hai
    Srdr:Bahut Der Sochne K Bad Muskil Se 2 Ya 3 Baki Sab
    Sachi Kahania Hai
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    can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
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    Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
    We All Wonder What They R
    Up Above A Jura So High
    Like An Antena In The Sky
    Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
    Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy
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    Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven
    Even or Odd
    Sardar: Even
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Sardar:Remove the S!
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    Sardar to preeto: preeto ik wari i love you kehday
    Preeto: mainoon sharam aandi hay
    Sardar: kehday na i love you, daikh meri pehn nai
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    American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai!
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    ek baar ek sardar apni wife ko le k jaa raha tha raaste mein ek dost mil gya us ne sardar se poocha sardar ji mashooq te bari soni hai sardar guse se bola oye mashooq hoe gi teri meri t pan v
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    Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre. HaHa I have seen ur password. Pathan:what is it? Sardar: its 4 stars (****) Pathan: haha ur wrong. its 3384..!!
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    Sardar goes 2 hotel n orders chicken
    waiter: italian, chinese,french or spanish
    sardar: Jera marzi le aa main kera gallan karniyan ne...!!
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    Sardar was riding on horse.
    He crossed the Red light & policeman whistles.
    The Sardar lifts the tail of horse & says. LE KARLE, TU KARLE NUMBER NOTE. ;-)
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    Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
    He did english translation:

    1. Main aam admi nai hun.
    (I m nt a mango man)

    2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
    (Colda & hota is fruit)

    3. Muje b english ati ha.
    (English comes to me also.)

    4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
    (Give and give equal to four)
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    Chota sardar to his father: Bapu ethey aa ja
    His mom: beta! bapu nu izzat naal bulai da ey
    Chota sardar corrects himself: bapu izzat naal ethey aa ja...
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    Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . . wife:kyun. . . . ?
    Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
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    Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.
    1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakar k piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga,
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    Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
    Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
    Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
    Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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    Sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gya.Usne khol k deka to,ander ek mara hua CHOOHA mila. Ye dekh k sarDAr gusSa se: ey Lo...Chalega kase? Sala singer he mara para hai.!
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    Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
    He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
    Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
    After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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    Ek sardar car mein battery lagwane gaya,
    Mechanic ne pochaEXIDEki lagaon?
    Sardar bola:yar,bar-bar q ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
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    Sardarni: Rat kafi hogai hai par sardar.g nai aye, zarur ksi larki ka chakr hai Sardar ki
    maa:Hmesha bura he sochna! kia pata kisi Truck k neche aa gya ho!
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    Judge:Sardar ke dono kaan kaat do. Sardar: nahi main andha ho jaunga. Judge: bewakuf kaan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar: chasma kaise pehnunga ?
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    1st sardar: I am going ka kaya mtlab hota ha?

    2nd Sardar: Main ja raha hoo!

    1st Sardar: Aise nahi jana do ga pehla matlab bata
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    Sardar made a call to airport.
    Asked,How long is the journey from punjab to america?
    Receptionist:One second sir..
    Sardar: Ok thank u !!.
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    Boss: I m giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs. 2000/- is it ok? Sardar: u r great sir! Starting salary is ok... But? How much is driving salary?;-)
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    A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
    “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

    After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
    & said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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    Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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    Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,but instead of cash they find
    bottles of chilled red wine...
    happily they drink and left
    next day headline

    braking news

    blood bank robbed
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    A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
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    Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: NO DISC INSERTED .
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    Sardar: Main to har Roz murgi kay saath roti khata hoon.

    Dost: Is mehgayi main kaisay?

    Sardar: Aik niwala khud khata hoon, 1 murghi ko khilata hoon.
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    Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did English translation like this . . .

    1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
    ( I m not a mango man)

    2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
    ( Colda and Hota is Fruit )

    3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
    ( English comes to me also )

    4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
    ( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .

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