Mere Ishaq dey wich mashkook na ho
Nahi aj tak Ghalat nigah keeti
Teri har mulakat mein aenj keeti
jiven Moosa naal KHUDA keeti
Nahi fark keeta teri pooja wich
Nahi khatryan di parwah keeti
Ikk tenu RUBB nahi keh sakdi
Baki sari rassam ada keeti
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Hun sirkari mal raj k lutu,

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Khao pio mojan lutto

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Ameer nu lamy pa k kuto,

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Es msg nu agay sutto

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto
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UMEED SMS DI LA RAKHI AY
NAZAR MOBILE TY TIKA RAKHI AY
PAR SMS AWAY KITHO
YAARI SHAIKHAN NAAL LA RAKHI AY
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J SORAJ DA CHANAN MUK JAVE
J CHAN ASMANU TUT JAVE
J SAMANDR DA PANI SUK JAVE
HR DIL DI DARKAN RUK JAVE
FERR V NAHI HO SAKDA E DIL TENU BHUL JAVE
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Tekoon Yaad Hosi main aakhaya hum
Dildar mitha tu bhul waisein
Wal Wal QURAN tay hath na rakh Na Qasam cha to bhul Waisein
Kujh soch samajh k faisla kar
Na josh vikha tu bhul waisein
Teday bajhu main nahin jee sagna na zulam kama tu bhul waisen
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jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
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Hum to baithey they darya kinaray teri yaad bhulaney ko Faraz
Pata nae keira Annay da bacha pechon dakka day gaya
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jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
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kismat walean nu milda pyar ena jina meri jholi wich pa dita
sukrya tera kinj karran raba jo menu ena sohna yaar mila dita
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"Tu subha di thandi hawa warga
Saaday pind nu janday rah warga
Tainu bhuliye v ty kivein yara?
Tu Aandy janda SAAH warga" . . . .
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jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
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Milan nu zindgi ch lok hajar milde ne , kujh dusman te kujh yaar milde ne, jde nafrat te kade pyar milde ne,
Par kismat valeyan nu hi saache yaar milde ne
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aj ishq de tournament ander,
mein pyar da final haar gya,
Hui husn di bating tez bari,
Har chikka boundary tun paar gya,
Mera dilber gugliyan bollan wich,
Mene pyar da bouncer mar gya,
Kita catch unay mira dil yaro,
Main jitiya match v haar gya,
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okha lang da waqt wachoray da
bina yaar guzara kown karay
dunya tu kinara ho sakda
yaaran tu kinrara kown karay
koi ik din howay te lang janda saari umar guzara kown karay
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Punjabi version
of Baby Baby Yes mama

Kaki Kaki
Haan Bebey
Cheeni Khaadi
Na Bebey
Chooth Boldi
Na Bebey
Jhooth Mardi
Na Bebey
Lawan Jutti
HaHaHa
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dus hijer di had meno
Tu fair milein ga kad meno
TU o kise de rawei
Te yaad karin behad meno
Muk jaan hayati de dukhry
aa kol mre ya sud meno
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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"80" 20" tere dil "20" 13"
"10" sohnia "13" ki khial a
"11" belian nu enj nai "27"da
piar nal piar da jawab hona chai da
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ainan sohniyan de ik kam sohne
utton husn da nakhra kamal kar de
akh wich kajjal teer wanjoo
jadon waikhde sineyun par kar de
kalle hon te akhen tere aan
tere aan mahfil wich zulm hajar kar de
ched dila ainan sohniyan da kheda ain
nai dilon kise naal pyar kar de
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kadi mehak nai mukdi phulaan vichon
phul sukday sukday suk janday
kadi payar nai mukda dilaan vichon
saa mukday mukday muk janday
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Pyaar sab nu rabb ne vakh-vakh ditta
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta
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kadi mehak nai mukdi phulaan vichon
phul sukday sukday suk janday
kadi payar nai mukda dilaan vichon
saa mukday mukday muk janday
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Mesgaan de vich kiyu break la chaddi jey?
Bhull jaan wali kithon rasm cha kadhi jey.
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DIL 20,13,80,20 TERAY
[READ IN PUNJABI]
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umeed sms di la rakhi a
nazar mobil tay tika rakhi a
pr sms ay kitoon
yaari shaikhan nal la rakhi a
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okha lang da waqt wachoray da
bina yaar guzara kown karay
dunya tu kinara ho sakda
yaaran tu kinrara kown karay
koi ik din howay te lang janda saari umar guzara kown karay
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yaseen ghareeb nu sajna inng lutya
rakkh sonda ae kaffan sirandi
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ten kale kapre sajde henn tu kale kapre paya karr
tu meri zindagi da chann hain kaddi badllan choon bahir wi aaya kar
me chain sakoon araam tu hain menn sohnri shakkal wikaya kar
je pehle milna howe gharaan nu pichhe Hassan nu millan na aya kar
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Tu Pak Khuda di Chah Warga
Saday pind nu jandey rah warga
Tenu bhulliye v tey kinj Sajna
Tu andey jandey sah warga
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kujh unjh v rahwan okhiyan san
kujh galy which ghum da toq v c
kujh sheher day lok v zalim san
kujh maino maran da shoq v c
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J suran da chanan muk jaway
J chan asmano tut jaway
J dil di dharkan ruk jaway
fair v nai ho sakda k dil tohanu bhul jaway
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ASSAN DIL DAY YAAR MOBILE DAY WICH TUHADAY PYAR DI SIM PUWAEE AY
KITA LOAD MAIN CARD ARMANA DA WHICH HIJER DI BETTERY PAEE AY
NIT HASRATAAN NAAL INHU CHARGE KARAINDAN WICH DARD DI TONE BHARAEE AY
TERI YAAD DAY SIGNAL AWANDAY NAY PER CALL NA KADI AEE AY
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tusi lakh bhola kay waykh lo asi diloon yad ayan gay
tuwanoon dunyan wich chan walay nay baray par asi sab to wad kay chawan gay
tusi pai pp thak jana asi
hechkeian ban ban awan gay
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Asi yari yari krday rehay
tuse dunya dari krday rehay
asan teno jan toun wad k payar keta
tay tuse waqat guzari krday rehay
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Kujh unj vi rahwan okhian san
khujh gal wich ghaman da tauk vi si
Kujh shehr de lok vi zalam san
kujh sanoon maran da shauk vi si
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jeena marna marzi sab di
apni apni wari sab di
mil janda aye sab kuj jag tay
nahin labdi tay maa nahin labdi.
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Tu yaar way Laal Gulab werga
Tera zaiqa desi sharab werga
Tere gali di khak wi qemti way
Tera milna sanuo sawab werga
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cham cham kardi rat
tim tim karde tare
ki gal aey piarey
ya te tuanoo sadi yad nai aundi
ya pese muk gae ne sare
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J 13 KHAYAL 20 NA AAWAY TE 80 UDAS HO JANDY HAIN 100 20 NHI SKUDY CHALO A 10 DEVO TUSI 20SANOO INA HI YAD KARDEY O YA ROZ 32 BAND KR K 100 JANDE O......
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TARI YARI DA MULL ASSI KAAR NAI SAKDE
TU MANGE JAAN TE KR INKAR NAI SAKDE
MANEYA K ZINDAGI LENDI IMTEHAN BARE
PR TU HOVE NAAL TE ASSI HAAR NAI SAKDE
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JEENA MARNA MARZI SAB DI
APNI APNI WAARI SAB DI
MIL JANDA AYE SAB KUJ JAG TAY
NAHIN LABIDI TAY MAA NAHIN LABDI
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tere te qurban sadi yari a
has k mar jaeye es d v tyari a
ae soch k assi tennu yad kita
chal hun teri vari a
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tari kari wich chain koi nahi
taray dil wich reham koi nahi
logi bulawar tay nas kay jao
asee bulaey tay time koi nahi
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Tu PAAK Khuda di chah warga,
Sadde Pend nu jandey rah warga,
Tenu pulliye v te kenj sajna?
Tu aandey jandey sah warga
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HAR SOHNI CHEEZ DA MALIK TU,
KUCHH ROB JEHA RAKHEYA KAR ,
DIN DHOLDA SAANU VEKHAN DE,
TU CHARRDA SURAJ TAKYA KAR
RON NU ASI BATHERA HAAN
TU KHIRR KHIRR YARA HASYA KAR
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((BaBa BHOLLAY SHaH))
Us nal yari kadi na laiyo
jisnu apne te gharoor hove,
maa baap nu bura na akhiyo,
bhaven lakh unna da kasoor hove,
bure raste kadi na jaiyo,
chahye kini v manzil door hove,
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neend di goli kha le changa raye ga.
sochan koloon jan chura le changa raye ga.
FA.BA.MA di degre le k ki hasil,
dahi bhala di rehri la le changa raye ga.
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi ghalat Andaza la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan k,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri Phansayi hoyi ae!!!
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Dil nu lag jan rog tey ki keriye
kisey di yad vich akhiyan ron tey ki keriye
Sanu milan di tamenna rendi hai her dum
per j yaar hi pul jan tey ki keriye
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Akhan di benuri changi nai hundi,
Dostan to dori changi nai hundi,
kadi kadi milya vi kar yara,
Har veley SMS nal gal puri nai hundi
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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
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kuch te duniyadari rakh.
kuch te dosti yaari rakh.
call k to karni ni sms hi jari rakh.
je karna ni sms te missed call hi mari rakh.
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O MERI MAKI DE ROTI
MERE SARSON DE SAAG
MERE SUJI DE HALWE
MERE LASSI DE GLASS
TE AAM DE ACHAR
NA MSG NA MISS CALL
KITHEY HO SARKAR
I MISS U YAAR