Comedy sms for mobile

[m_adnan_memon]

[SIZE="5"][Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai /SIZE]

[m_adnan_memon]

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi?
Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai, woh kya tera baap sunega

[m_adnan_memon]

A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order......

Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink

Judge:
Shut Up.

SARDAR:
no Shut Up only 7Up..

[m_adnan_memon]

Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas kar k dikha."

[m_adnan_memon]

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: 'What did I say'.
Sardar replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ...

[m_adnan_memon]

Ek Sardar tha..
Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
?

Microsoft
Mi-Crow-soft. ..

[m_adnan_memon]

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, I'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

[Benji]

Hmm Nice Collection........

[FritZie]

!!!NIce Jokes!!!

[raza96]

cool

[farooqjan]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[M-Qasim]

Very Nice
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