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(46)
Padhe likhe hote ager karte kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota aur pakrte haath haseenon ka.
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(47)
Arz kya hai.....
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.....
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..!
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(48)
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega.....
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower
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(49)
Jab Baagon me bahar aayegi,
tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi.....
Tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayengi,
Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
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(50)
Wo kahate hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Wo kahate hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchh to kadar kar lo zalim.....
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai.
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(51)
marne par hame jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere Dost.....
pata nahi upar jakar NETWORK mile na mile.
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(52)
Arz kiya hai.....
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
aur Diye me jo tel tha sir pe laga gaye !
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(53)
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya........
Ki lagta hai ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
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(54)
College ki life me kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,
agar achhe se padhai ki to koi bante hai Doctor to koi engneer,
warna Darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...
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(55)
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh k har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....
Hum kis-kis k liye Tajmahal banwayein ??? Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai.....!
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(56)
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,
Ki duniya wale jal jaate hai...
Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain.....
Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain.....!
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(57)
Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap k khayalo me khoye rehte hai...
ye soch k aap khwabo me aaye hum din me bhi soye rehte hai.....!
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(58)
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya...
Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
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(59)
Arz kiya hai....ki
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Jaise kal Chamak rahe the.....!!!!!
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(60)
Tajmahal kya cheez hai mai to usse bhi bara mahal banaunga arre mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi.....
mai to tujhe zinda hi dafanaunga.
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(61)
Dil ka dard Dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar k rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane me.....
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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(62)
Mere Dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Duub kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.
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(63)
Na Tu chhat per aati na mai tera Diwana hota,
na tu patthar marti na mai kana hota.......
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(64)
Arz kiya hai.....
Chay k Pyale se uthati Bhap me aapki Taswir najar aati hai,
bas isi chakkar me Roz meri Chay thandi ho jati hai.....!
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(65)
Jani jin Tufanon me Logon k aashiyane ud jate hai,
unhi Tufanon me hum apni CHADDIYAN sukhate hai.
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(66)
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha,
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha.....
paas jakar dekha to Sardar naha raha tha.
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(67)
Arz kiya hai.....
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
aur Chasma utarta houn to Ladkiyan nahi Dikhti hai.
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(68)
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Yaha thookna mana hai.....!
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(69)
jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kii piya na jaye,
zindgi me dard hai magar itna bhi nahi kii jiya na jaye,
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi kii kiya na jaye...~~~~~===============******===============~~ ~~
(70)
Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,
apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,
tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda.....
kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.
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(71)
keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,
Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain.....
warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.
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(72)
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai.
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(73)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein namaz padta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS kar k ek paap karta hoon.
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(74)
Arz Kiya hai.....
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
aur Ladki patate waqt sandal ko dekhna chahiye.....!
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