!•¤([¤Funny¤]¤•Urdu•¤[¤Poetry¤])¤•!

[Wakeel Ahmed]

(1)
Mai Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mai Tumhare Liye Doob k Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
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(2)
Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,
Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,
Aur har ghadi tera Didar hota rahe isliye JULAAB ki goli kha rakha hai.

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(3)
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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(4)

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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(5)
Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwale to savera ho jai.
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(6)

Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar k dekhe,
Kambhaqt hume neend bahut aati hai.
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(6)
Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala k nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!
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(7)

Yaro mere marne k bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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(8)

Shaadi k pehle......
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MILTI,
Shaadi k baad......
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!
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(9)

Unki gali k chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Wo kutiya to hamari na hui, hum kutto k sardar ho gaye.
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(10)
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi se sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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(11)
Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,
uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,
SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai..
Jara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi..
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(12)
Dur hai par milan ki aas hai,
Man ko har pal tera ehsas hai,
Hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai,
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.
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(13)
Aisi Dosti ho hamari ki Dil chahe tu har safar,
har dagar par mile
mar bhi jaau to bhi ye Dosti rahe kayam ,
aur sath wali kabra me tu mile.
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(14)
Agar hum na hote to tumhe gajal kaun kehta,
is badsurat chehre ko khilta kamal kaun kehta,
Krishma hai tere baap ki property ka,
warna is dayan ko mehbuba kaun kehata.
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(15)
Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Agar na rahi to?
HARIDWAR me milenge.
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[Wakeel Ahmed]

(16)
Jale ko aag kahte hain,
bujhe ko raakh kahte hain,
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani,
usi ko dimaagh kahte hain
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(17)
Zindagi Jeene k bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt
is Nacheez k Deewane bahut hain...!!
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(18)
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mamu-Mamu keh k bulaate hain.
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(19)
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom k barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mai bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, ab to meri Chhatri Lauta de Bhai.
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(20)
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(21)
Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?~~~~~===============******===============~~ ~~
(22)
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car dia,
Apartment manga.. bangla dia,
Dost manga to tumhain diya,
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.
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(23)
A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR.....
sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega.....!
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(24)
Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.
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(25)
Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,
Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao.....!
to kuch aur bhi dikhe......!!
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(26)
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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(27)
Kaaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....
Kaaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.
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(28)
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
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(29)
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,
Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,
1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.
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[Wakeel Ahmed]

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(30)
khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
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(31)
Kabhi hausla bhi aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye...
Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha hi lena chahiye...
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(32)
Bhagwan k naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 k badle 3 dega,
ANURAG ki tarah PRERNA k saath APARNA aur KOMOLIKA
free dega.
( kasauti Jindagi ki )
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(33)
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe le jayen,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho.
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(34)
Apple Kaatata hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya yaaro.....
Joote khata hoon wife se.
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(35)
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon me 100-100 k note bichata hoon,
Woh chali jati hai tab uthaa lata hoon.
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(36)
tumko dekha to.... tumko dekha to......
tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya .....
pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
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(37)
Prem to hume bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi,
Taj Mahal to hume bhi banana tha.....
par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
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(38)
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai.
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(39)
kabhi hausla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand pade.....
hafte me ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.
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(40)
Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...
Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae Dost,
Bas gali wali Jamadaarni udas rehti hai....
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(41)
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se....
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.....
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(42)
Kitne haseen hai aap.....!
khud ko duniya ki nazaron se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi.....
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
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(43)
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna.....
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna.....
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
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(44)
Arz Kiya Hai.....
Kar liya izhar-E-ishq humne phone par...
Kar liya izhar-e-ishq humne phone par.
Lakh rupaye ki baat thi...do rupye me ho gayi.
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(45)
Khuda kare guum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje, aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker k tung krun logon ko, naam aae tera
Tujhe jute parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

[Wakeel Ahmed]

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(46)
Padhe likhe hote ager karte kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota aur pakrte haath haseenon ka.
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(47)
Arz kya hai.....
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.....
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..!

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(48)
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega.....
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower
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(49)
Jab Baagon me bahar aayegi,
tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi.....
Tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayengi,
Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
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(50)
Wo kahate hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Wo kahate hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchh to kadar kar lo zalim.....
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai.

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(51)
marne par hame jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere Dost.....
pata nahi upar jakar NETWORK mile na mile.
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(52)
Arz kiya hai.....
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
aur Diye me jo tel tha sir pe laga gaye !
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(53)
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya........
Ki lagta hai ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
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(54)
College ki life me kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,
agar achhe se padhai ki to koi bante hai Doctor to koi engneer,
warna Darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...
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(55)
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh k har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....
Hum kis-kis k liye Tajmahal banwayein ??? Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai.....!
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(56)
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,
Ki duniya wale jal jaate hai...
Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain.....
Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain.....!
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(57)
Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap k khayalo me khoye rehte hai...
ye soch k aap khwabo me aaye hum din me bhi soye rehte hai.....!
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(58)
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya...
Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
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(59)
Arz kiya hai....ki
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Jaise kal Chamak rahe the.....!!!!!
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(60)
Tajmahal kya cheez hai mai to usse bhi bara mahal banaunga arre mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi.....
mai to tujhe zinda hi dafanaunga.
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(61)
Dil ka dard Dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar k rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane me.....
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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(62)
Mere Dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Duub kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.
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(63)
Na Tu chhat per aati na mai tera Diwana hota,
na tu patthar marti na mai kana hota.......
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(64)
Arz kiya hai.....
Chay k Pyale se uthati Bhap me aapki Taswir najar aati hai,
bas isi chakkar me Roz meri Chay thandi ho jati hai.....!
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(65)
Jani jin Tufanon me Logon k aashiyane ud jate hai,
unhi Tufanon me hum apni CHADDIYAN sukhate hai.
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(66)
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha,
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha.....
paas jakar dekha to Sardar naha raha tha.
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(67)
Arz kiya hai.....
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
aur Chasma utarta houn to Ladkiyan nahi Dikhti hai.
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(68)
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Yaha thookna mana hai.....!
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(69)
jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kii piya na jaye,
zindgi me dard hai magar itna bhi nahi kii jiya na jaye,
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi kii kiya na jaye...~~~~~===============******===============~~ ~~
(70)
Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,
apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,
tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda.....
kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.
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(71)
keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,
Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain.....
warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.
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(72)
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai.
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(73)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein namaz padta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS kar k ek paap karta hoon.
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(74)
Arz Kiya hai.....
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
aur Ladki patate waqt sandal ko dekhna chahiye.....!
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[Wakeel Ahmed]

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(75)
Arz kiya hai.....
Jise Koyal samjha wo Kauwa nikla,
Dosti k naam par Hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte the hame sharab p ne se.....
sala usi k jeb se hi PAUAA nikla.
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(76)
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,
aap k bina siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.....
par kambakht madari roz aapko lata nahi.
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(77)
U r so "VICHITRA", Can't draw ur "CHITRA",
ur "VICHITRA" But U R My Best "MITRA".
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(78)
Teri hi charcha hai har gali me.....
Har Ladki k Dil me tere liye Pyar hai,
ye koi Chamtkar nahi.....
kyu ki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka Tyohar hai.
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(79)
Wada karte hai Dosti nibhayenge,
koshish yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge.
jarurat pade to Dil se pukarna,
Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayenge.

[jadoogar]

Good shaRing...

[rafi_0300]

boht achay

[Wakeel Ahmed]

!•¤([¤Funny¤]¤•Urdu•¤[¤Poetry¤])¤•!
Doctor, Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya

Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)


Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai


Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main
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[Wakeel Ahmed]

Tum dur sahi mazboor sahi Yaad tumhari aati hain ,
Tum saas waha lete ho aur BADBOO yaha aati hain .
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Jab tum angdaai lete ho to hamaara dam nikal jaata hain ,
Ai Zaalim Ai Kaatil , DEODRANT lagaane me tumhare baap ka kya jaata hain .
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Dil se Dil lagaakar dekh ,
Meri yaad me aasu bahakar dekh ,
SMS ya CALL bhi karenge ,
Ek baar meri mobile ka mobile chuka kar to dekh .
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hain ,
Bachche ki bhi ek jidd hoti hain ,
Aur kitna intezaar karoo tere SMS ka ,
Kanjoosi ki bhi hadd hoti hain .
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Kaash ki tere chehre pe chechak ke daag hote ,
Chaand to aap ho hi Sitare bhi saath hote .
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Ek sher sunaata hoo bade dhyaan se suno ,
Ek sher sunaata hoo bade dhyaan se suno ,
Mujhe sher nahin aate kisi aur se suno .
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Duniya se chupakar teri tasveer BATHROOM me lagi rakhi hain ,
Tera deedar hooo isliye julaab ki goli khaa rakhi hain .
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Zindagi behaal hain ,
Sur hain na Taal hain ,
Msg box bhi kangal hain ,
Kya aapki SMS factory me hartaal hain ,
Yaar kuch to bhejo, Meri mobile ki Zindagi ka sawaal hain .
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Ye jo haseenao ke baal hote hain ,
Ladko ko phasaane ke Jaal hote hain ,
Nazaano kitno ke khoon peeye honge inhone ,
Tabhi to in ke hoat itne laal hote hain .
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Wo bhi kya din the jab hum haseenao ke gale mila karte the ,
Wo un dino ki baat hain jab hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .
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Mai na to CHACHA hooo ,
Na hi bhatiza hooo ,
Mai na to CHACHA hooo ,
Na hi bhatiza hooo ,
Main to apne MAA -- BAAP ke manoranjan ka nateeza hooo .
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Aaj kal tum muskuraati bahut ho ,
Meri dil ko bhaati bahut ho ,
Dil karta hain le jaaon tumhe Dinner par ,
Par Suna hain tum khaati bahut ho .
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Teri soorat pe ye dil haaru ,
Teri har zaroorat par ye jaan vaaru ,
Jab bhi sochu tere baare me ,
Dil karta hain teri kanpatti par rakh kar 2 chaped maaru .
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Tharo msg jab aawe hain ,
Mahro rom -- rom machal jaawe hain ,
Ang -- Ang me gudgudi hove hain ,
Tharo message ka kasoor koni ,
Salo mobile hi vibration pe hove hain .
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Sharifo me ko chor nahin hota ,
Khwabo me koi mor nahin hota ,
Naye patang ka koi dor nahin hota ,
Arey yaar .... Humse jo dosti kare

[Wakeel Ahmed]

>jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh
repeat kar doonga...
>Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete
kar doonga..= .
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>company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely
hain...
>Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee
tum ...
>Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee
tum...
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>Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hameee bhi
pick karo.= ..
>Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo...
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>Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good
morning...
>woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but
5 WARNI= NGS...

>Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
>Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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>>Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek
sound,
>Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not
found!
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>Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
>Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
>>* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *

>Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
>Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk
space
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>Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
>Too many requests se ho jaata hai..., server down
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>Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
>Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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>Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
>Yeh dekho mera connection kaa, time out ho gaya
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>Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
>What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat
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>Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
>Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na heee koi e-Mail

[Doctor]

hummm...

[Wakeel Ahmed]

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif