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Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

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Wife: I Think our daughter is in love withsomeone
H'band : "how do u know"?
Wife: B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.
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Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady ye kaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady main ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho.....?
to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

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Doctr: kia problm ha?
Man: dil my mery ha DARD E DISCO.

Doctr: Kesa lagta ha?

MAN: JAG SUNA SUNA LAGE, iska koi ilaaj ha?

Doctr: han ha na MOVE UR BODY BABY.

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Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha

Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho

Sharabi chillaya:

Roko roko men ghalat bus men char gaya hon.

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Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.

Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe
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Sardar: Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!

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Year,2015 Begum: "Suniye G Aaj mujhe koi mehingi cheez lekr dena plz!"


Shohar:"Chalo tum tayar ho jao hum atta lainey chalein.

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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

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Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: "Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn... ?"

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi,

Bas


Jis k Paas Bank Balance Ziada Ho, Us K Sath Khol Longi..."

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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya....
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....

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Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka pedal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.