Have a look to Software Engineer's life.........!
Husband .... hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife .... would you like to have some food.
Husband .... hard disk full.
Wife .... have you brought clothes?
Husband .... uff bad command or file name.
Wife.... but i told you about it in morning.
Husband .... erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.
Wife ....Oh GOd !forget it where0„30…4s your salary.
Husband .... file in use,read only,try after some time.
Wife .... atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband .... sharing violation,access denied.
Wife .... i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband .... data type mismatch.
Wife ....you are useless.
Husband .... by default.
Wife .... who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband .... system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife .... what is the relation between you & your receptionist?
Husband .... the only user with write permission.
Wife .... what is my value in your life?
Husband .... unknown virus detected.
Wife .... do you love me or your computer?
Husband .... too many parameters.
Wife .... i will go to my father's home.
Husband .... program performed illegal operation,it will close.
Wife .... i will leave you for ever.
Husband .... close all programs & log out for another user
Wife ..... it is worthless talking to you.
Husband .... shut down the computer.
Wife .... I am going.....
Husband .... its now safe to turn off your computer.
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