Funny SMS
Pathan: yar aj mujhe ek ajib sms aya or mera mobile off ho gaya.
2nd pathan: aisa konsa msg?
Pathan: Battery low
2nd pathan: mujhe forward kar sabko daraenge;-)
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love sms
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1
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Miss You
1+1=EYS SEEING YOU
3+3=6 SENES FEELING YOU
12+12= 24 HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS
50%+50%=100% WORRIED ABOUT
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jokes sms
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Love Sms
lehro ko pyaar tha kinaro se magar uski shadi ho gyi sagar se,
kenare ki taraf lehre ab bhi chali aati hain par badnaam na ho
mahobat isliye wapis laut jati hain
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