Funny Sms Post Karey..

[safdar302]

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A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?


B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H'band "how do u know"?
Wife B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.......


C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

[sami911]

Welcome to www.love.com Type password ********* processing… Sorry!!! apki pyar karney ki umar guzar chuki hai. Plz try 4 www.toba-toba.com

[Shaukat Hayat]

Dear Mr. Mughal 800GB. Allah nay Quran ka maqsad Para-1 may Surah Baqarah kay start may bata diya hai keh yeh Kitab hur shuk say pak hai. Yeh hadayat hai Motaqeen kay liay (Jo Allah say Darnay Wali Hai), Jo Ghaib par eman latay hain. Nimaz Qaim kartay hain. Allah kay maal ko uski batai rahon pay khurch kartay hain. Jo aap kar nazil hoa (Quran aur Hadith) uspar eman rakhtay hain aur jo aap say pehlay Ambiya par uspar b eman rakhtay hain. Aur Qiyamat kay din par b eman rakhtay hain. Aap ka sher aik bot bari jahalat hai aur Quran kay maqasid ke nafarmani bhi. I protest on your sher.

[grfarhan]

I m also interested in sms. Plz send me sms on this no. 03138289626

salam koi bshi mujhe sms send karega 03139374331 ( farha Gul )

[Ali_ksa]

1 pathan aam k darakht par char gya jab wo ooper gya to dekha 1 bander betha tha bander ne pathan se poocha yahan kia lene aaye ho to pathan ne kaha main amrood khane aya hoon bander bola ye to aam ka darakht hay pathan bola main amrood saath le k aya hoon.

[Ali_ksa]

1 pathan dood(milk) ki dukan par gya or dukan wale ko bola. 1 kilo gaye ka dood dedo. dukan malik ne kaha tumara bartan chota hay. jao koi bada bartan le k aao. to pthan bola chalo yara bakri ka dedo.

[justabdul]

1 pathan aam k darakht par char gya jab wo ooper gya to dekha 1 bander betha tha bander ne pathan se poocha yahan kia lene aaye ho to pathan ne kaha main amrood khane aya hoon bander bola ye to aam ka darakht hay pathan bola main amrood saath le k aya hoon.

NICE ZABARDAST...

[ali_gillani_20]

nice yar

[ahmedwaqas]

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