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    A Boy Took His Girlfriend To An Italian Restaurent Just To Impress Her.
    The Boy Called The Waitor And Asked To Bring The Menu.
    After Reading The Menu,
    The Boy Ordered:
    "Hey Waitor!
    Bring
    2 Aldrickeo Papazenui."
    Waitor:
    "Sorry Sir,
    That's The Owner's Name..
    "Please Order Food."

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    ;****;
    o( @..@ )o
    "(---)"
    Paichan kaun?

    Bandar bi nai,

    Monkey bhi nai,

    Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai

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    hahaha

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    Thanks of all of you

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    Very True Lines..
    Hamesha Yaad rakhain k
    Zindagi main sirf 2 hi morr aatay hain
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    SAJJAA
    TAY
    KHABBA..
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    Bari mehrbani. :-)

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    Kiya Aap jante hain k Mard ulte Hath or Aurat seedhe hath me ghari Q Bandhte hain?
    SOCHO
    NHI PATA?
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    B-)
    ;->
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    TIME dekhny k liye.
    TaaliyyaaN.

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    A tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife @ the same time, whom would you save?


    Husband: The tiger of course, very few r left now !
    :-)

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    Quote itisit said: View Post
    A Rabbit Runs, Jumps,
    And!
    Lives only for 15 Years...
    ,,
    &!
    ,,
    A Turtle, (kachhwa) does not Run,
    does Nothing,
    But!
    Lives for 300 Years...
    ,,
    Moral:
    Exercise Is Hell,
    Just Sleep Well,
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    No Good Morning "Shorning"
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    Lam'may paey rawo 12 vajay tak ;-)
    hahahaha nice bro
    bhai plz moderators se request kren k is topic pr alehda koi section bnayen,thnx

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    ( _ ),=._____
    \',,'/_ ":. : :.)\
    "" !,!----!,! *

    Bholi si surat ankho me masti d0or khari ghabraye.
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    meri Gaey . .

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    Ek jhalak dikhlay kabi . kbi pardy me chup jaye,

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    meri Gaey . .

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    mari nazar sy tum dekho to gosht hi gosht nazar aye.

    bholi si surat
    Advance eid mubrk

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    rajawaqar, please re-read the rules on the first page of the thread before posting any rubbish...

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    Son 2 dad :Car ki chabhi do,

    college me function hai.
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    Dad: Car..??
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    Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga
    to rob padega.
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    Dad : Ye le 10rs.,
    48 Lakh ki bus me jaa, zyada
    rob padega... !

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    hahaha

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