koi in 5 sawalo ka Sahi jawab day sakta ha ?

[Mazhar Ali B]

1=saince k mutabiq Subha k waqht blud presher km hota hai or khoon nai behta or dard km hota hai es liye.....
Or baqi jawab to mil gae hain
ap ko es sawal ka jawab bhe
ap ko mil gea hai lakin
ap ne kah kisi or ko pta hai to
main ne wo hi btaya jo main
ne suna hai..

NAi Bhai Ap Ka Jwb Sahe NAi He ...
Sahe Jwb He Ke Us Time Na Tu Rat Hoti HE Na Subha Ager Us KO Rat Ko Hoge Tu Wo JAse Aik Din Pahly Us Ko Phansi Ho Jae Ge Ager Subha Hoge Tu US Ke PHansi Ke Time Man Aik Din Barh Jae Ga

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NAi Bhai Ap Ka Jwb Sahe NAi He ...
Sahe Jwb He Ke Us Time Na Tu Rat Hoti HE Na Subha Ager Us KO Rat Ko Hoge Tu Wo JAse Aik Din Pahly Us Ko Phansi Ho Jae Ge Ager Subha Hoge Tu US Ke PHansi Ke Time Man Aik Din Barh Jae Ga

tu phir shaam ko q nahi hoty us waaqat bhi tu yehi isi tarah hi hota hai na tu din hota hai aur na hi raat

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1=saince k mutabiq Subha k waqht blud presher km hota hai or khoon nai behta or dard km hota hai es liye.....

jis shakas ko raat ko hi ilm ho ja'ay us ko subah phansi dee ja'ay gee tu usay sari raat na tu neend aney hai aur na sari raat sakoon milna hai us ki sari raat baychayni say guzar janey hai agr din hota tu wo loogoon say batain kr k loogoon ko daikh kr apna dil behla layta raat baychayney say guzarnay walay ka na tu subah blood pressure normal hona hai aur na hi us ki neend pori honi hai

[H.Engr.M.Naveed]

[QUOTE=Fahad87;4305063]
kal mujhey eik larkay nay bara ajeeb sa sms bhaija woh larka meray sath college ma parhta raha ha....

ajeeb say 5 questions poochay thay us nay, muje ko kisi eik ka b jawab samajh ma nahi aaya,

AP MA SAY AGAR KISI KO IN SAWALO K SAHI JAWAB MALOOM HON TO WOH ZAROOR BATAAY OK ? THANKS

Yeh 5 Questions hain agar ap in k sahi jawab day dain to umeed ki ja sakti ha k ap CSS ka Exam pass kar saktay hain....

Question 1: Phansi ka time Fajar k baad ore Sooraj nikalnay say pehlay kion fix kiya gaya ha ? kisi ore time Phansi kion nahi detay ?
Answer: (((((by Engr.M.Naveed... Phansi ka time Fajar k baad ore Sooraj nikalnay say pehlay is liye rakha gya hai k . ALLAH SWT' farmata hai k Hum rat ko din se khench kar nikalte hain or Din ko Rat se.. Subho Sadiq k Bad Rat khatam ho jati hai Lekin Din ki ibteda nahi hoi hoti Or Subho Sadiq ka bad sopraj nikalne tak ka jo waqat hai wo na tu Din me shamil hai Na he Raat me ! so Mot ka wqat Muqarar hai .na aik din pehle na aik din bad. so ye Raat b khtam ho chuki hoti hai or Din bhi shuru nahi hoa hota . or ye saza se di jane wali Mot hai so is liye is thorre se wqat me Phansi de d jati hai. ALLAH SWT hum sab ko aisi Mot se bchay ameen )))))

Question 2: Woh kon si Cheez ha jo ap k pass na ho to NIKKAH nahi ho sakta ore ho to Janaza nahi ho sakta ?
Answer : ((((by Engr.M.Naveed... Rooh na ho tu Nikah nahi Rooh ho tu janaza nahi) Zindagi ho tu Janaza nahi Zindagi na ho tu Nikaah nahi ) or Mot ka b yehi hai answer!

Question 3: Agar larki ki Laash milay to kaisay pata chalay ga k Muslim ha ya Non Muslim ?
Answer : aisi koi lash milti hai tu os Laash ko Ghusal karwaya jayga (lekin sada pani se koi soap na lagaya jay)" phir wo Ghusal ka pani "Horse" Ghorre ko pilaya jayga agr Ghorra pani pee le tu Lash Musalman ki hai warna musalmano k Qabrustan me nahi dafnaya jata . Pani Ghorre he ko Q pilaya jay . Q k Ghorra haram nahi balke " tabeeyee" mean tabiyat mane ya majbori ban jay khaya ja sakta hai or Ghorra kisi pani ko pee le tu os se Wuzu kiya ja sakta hai Q k Ghorra napak pani nahi peeta ) (ALLAH or Os k RASOOL S.A.W he behtr jante hain) "

Question 4: Ambulance k aagay Ambulance Ultah kion likha hota ha ?
Answer: Agay wali Car ya Bus k mirror (Ayna..sheesha) se agr peeche wali car ya bus ko dekhen tu number or writing ulti nazar ati hai. so AMBULANCE ulta likha hota hai ta ka agy wali bus ya car naam dekh kar Rasta de de .

Question 5: Hospital k naam k sath ya Hospital par CHAAND ka nishaan kion hota ha ?


AGAR KISI KO IN SAWALO K SAHI JAWAB MALOOM HON TO PLZ BATA DAY TAKAY ORE YEH SAWAL B AJEEB SAY HAIN MUJHEY TO KUCH SAMAJH NAHI AAI ORE KISI EIK SAWAL KA B SAHI JAWAB ZEHAN MA NAHI AA RAHA

ISI LIA SOCHA K ITDUNYA WALO SAY POOCH LO HO SAKTA HA KISI KO PATA HO ?

[Fahad87]

[QUOTE=H.Engr.M.Naveed;5738023]

kal mujhey eik larkay nay bara ajeeb sa sms bhaija woh larka meray sath college ma parhta raha ha....

ajeeb say 5 questions poochay thay us nay, muje ko kisi eik ka b jawab samajh ma nahi aaya,

AP MA SAY AGAR KISI KO IN SAWALO K SAHI JAWAB MALOOM HON TO WOH ZAROOR BATAAY OK ? THANKS

Yeh 5 Questions hain agar ap in k sahi jawab day dain to umeed ki ja sakti ha k ap CSS ka Exam pass kar saktay hain....

Question 1: Phansi ka time Fajar k baad ore Sooraj nikalnay say pehlay kion fix kiya gaya ha ? kisi ore time Phansi kion nahi detay ?
Answer: (((((by Engr.M.Naveed... Phansi ka time Fajar k baad ore Sooraj nikalnay say pehlay is liye rakha gya hai k . ALLAH SWT' farmata hai k Hum rat ko din se khench kar nikalte hain or Din ko Rat se.. Subho Sadiq k Bad Rat khatam ho jati hai Lekin Din ki ibteda nahi hoi hoti Or Subho Sadiq ka bad sopraj nikalne tak ka jo waqat hai wo na tu Din me shamil hai Na he Raat me ! so Mot ka wqat Muqarar hai .na aik din pehle na aik din bad. so ye Raat b khtam ho chuki hoti hai or Din bhi shuru nahi hoa hota . or ye saza se di jane wali Mot hai so is liye is thorre se wqat me Phansi de d jati hai. ALLAH SWT hum sab ko aisi Mot se bchay ameen )))))

Question 2: Woh kon si Cheez ha jo ap k pass na ho to NIKKAH nahi ho sakta ore ho to Janaza nahi ho sakta ?
Answer : ((((by Engr.M.Naveed... Rooh na ho tu Nikah nahi Rooh ho tu janaza nahi) Zindagi ho tu Janaza nahi Zindagi na ho tu Nikaah nahi ) or Mot ka b yehi hai answer!

Question 3: Agar larki ki Laash milay to kaisay pata chalay ga k Muslim ha ya Non Muslim ?
Answer : aisi koi lash milti hai tu os Laash ko Ghusal karwaya jayga (lekin sada pani se koi soap na lagaya jay)" phir wo Ghusal ka pani "Horse" Ghorre ko pilaya jayga agr Ghorra pani pee le tu Lash Musalman ki hai warna musalmano k Qabrustan me nahi dafnaya jata . Pani Ghorre he ko Q pilaya jay . Q k Ghorra haram nahi balke " tabeeyee" mean tabiyat mane ya majbori ban jay khaya ja sakta hai or Ghorra kisi pani ko pee le tu os se Wuzu kiya ja sakta hai Q k Ghorra napak pani nahi peeta ) (ALLAH or Os k RASOOL S.A.W he behtr jante hain) "

Question 4: Ambulance k aagay Ambulance Ultah kion likha hota ha ?
Answer: Agay wali Car ya Bus k mirror (Ayna..sheesha) se agr peeche wali car ya bus ko dekhen tu number or writing ulti nazar ati hai. so AMBULANCE ulta likha hota hai ta ka agy wali bus ya car naam dekh kar Rasta de de .

Question 5: Hospital k naam k sath ya Hospital par CHAAND ka nishaan kion hota ha ?


AGAR KISI KO IN SAWALO K SAHI JAWAB MALOOM HON TO PLZ BATA DAY TAKAY ORE YEH SAWAL B AJEEB SAY HAIN MUJHEY TO KUCH SAMAJH NAHI AAI ORE KISI EIK SAWAL KA B SAHI JAWAB ZEHAN MA NAHI AA RAHA

ISI LIA SOCHA K ITDUNYA WALO SAY POOCH LO HO SAKTA HA KISI KO PATA HO ?

QUESTION 5 KA B ANSWER DAIN ?

[Baazigar]

Above Questions not yet Answered clearly

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