very funny jokes :D :D :D :D :D

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Teacher: Dunia main post man to bohat hain post women Q nahin hoti?

Student: Is liye k wo 1 hi delivery main 9 mahine laga deti hain..:-)

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Must think!
Jab Colgate Dant
Se Keera Nikal
Deta Hai,
To app Colgate ko G*and Par Q Nahi Lagaty?

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Yahan to Yusaf or Sohail B Worldcup Khelne Nahi Gaye Fraz
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Or wo
Pepsi k Dhaken k Mou Wala Kehta Hai k Worldcup k Liye Mujhe B Saath Le Chalain.

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Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil KRNA chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hotein..;-)

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BIVI:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.
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Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do,kamina hath b nhi lgata.

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Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....




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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... :'(

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Dedicated 2 My All Friends..
Yehi Sochte Sochte Hum Ek Dosre Ko Kho Dengay Ek Din


Wo Mujhe Yad Nahi Karta To Men Usey Kyun Yad Karon . . . /

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Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
Moral: HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI :-)

[MgnkinG]

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3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai

Mai apko kesa lagta hun… ??

Miss: so sweet

Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo q.. ??

Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. )

Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/
Baccha
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!

miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh
dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain…
agr pasand aye to thanks zroor krna[/
NICE HAI BRO

thnx bro

[shahab_anwar]

superb jokes