NEWTON IN ROMANTIC
MOOD UNIVERSAL LAWS OF
LOVE


Love Can Neither Be Created Nor
Be Destroyed; Only It Can
Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another
Girlfriend With
Some Loss Of Money.

1ST LAW OF LOVE
A Boy In Love With A Girl,
Continue
To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love
With A Boy, Continue To Be In
Love With Him,
Until Or Unless Any External
Agent(Brother
Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into
Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2ND LAW OF LOVE
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity
Of
Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly
Proportional To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of
The Boy And The Direction Of This
Love Is
Same To As Increment Or
Decrement Of The Bank
Balance.

3RD LAW OF LOVE
The Force Applied While
Proposing A
Girl By A Boy Is Equal And
Opposite To The
Force Applied By The Girl While
Slapping.....