Aaj k jokes

[tech11166]

Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya

CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di

HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya

DOST Manga

TUM Ko Dya

Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?

[tech11166]

Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.

[tech11166]

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

[tech11166]

sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkiyan
ye banglay
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram
sab chor ke kahi
chalo jaon
lekin
phr
sochta hun

pehle ye sub mile to sahi

[tech11166]

Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms KaRNa chod dunga

[tech11166]

Rozz logo se pange honge,
Rozz tere ghar mein dange honge,

Agar tu ne mujhe sms nahi bheja to yaad rakhna,
Tere 12 bachhe honge aur sare lafanga honge.

[tech11166]

B careful!
1Unkown Number Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Pakistan Dewana Ho Chuka Hy

[tech11166]

Har Lal rang red nahin hota,
Har Insan bad nahin hota,
Kaise kahoon par sach hai ki har koi aapki tarah
MAD nahin hota.

[tech11166]

Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya

CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di

HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya

DOST Manga

TUM Ko Dya

Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?

[tech11166]

Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.

[tech11166]

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

[tech11166]

sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkiyan
ye banglay
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram
sab chor ke kahi
chalo jaon
lekin
phr
sochta hun

pehle ye sub mile to sahi