Funny Sms Collection

[Rasheed1234]

After An Emotional HUG..

Girl To Boy:
If U Hug Me Once More Like That
I Will Be Yours Forever..

Boy: Thanks For
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THE WARNING.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Sardar Sharab Pi Raha Tha Aur Ro Raha Tha..

Dost: Kyun Ro Rahy Ho.??

Sardar: Yaar,
Samajh Nahi Araha K
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Konsi Wali Ko Yaad Kerun.. ;-) :-D

Hahhaha

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Ek Larka Police Inspector Se:
"Sir Meri Girl Friend Kuch Din Se Lapata Hai."

Inspector: Aakhri Baar Kahan Dekha Tha.??

Larka: Facebook Per 3 Din Pehly.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Santa Kapra Khareed Raha Tha..

Santa: Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me Hai??

Dukandar: 2000 Ka

Santa: Nahi Bhai 1500 Me De Do.

Dukandar: Janab 1500 Ka To Ghar Me Parta Hai..

Santa: Acha To Phir Ghar Ka Pata Bata Do.. ;-)

Hahhaha

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Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..

Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??

Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur
Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)

Hehehehe

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Sardar: Tum Aaj Kal Kiya Kaam Ker Rahy Ho??

Pathan: Hum "Furniture" Ka Kaam Ker Raha Hai.

Sardar: Kaam Kesa Chal Raha Hai??

Pathan: Kuch Khaas Nahi,
Ghar Ka Furniture Bech Ker Kaam Chala Raha Hun.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Admi: Jab Me "Suit" Pehan Ker
Sabzi Lene Jata Hun To Dukandar Mujhy Mehngi Sabzi Deta Hai
Aur Jab "Phata Hua Kurta" Pehan Ker Jata Hun To Sasti Deta Hai..

Sardar: O Yaar, Hath Me "Piyala" Bhi Le Liya Ker,
Phir "Muft" Mily Gi.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Ek Dost Dusry Se:
"Mere 2000 Rupay Wapas Ker Do
Warna Qayamat K Din Me Tumhary Seeny Per Bethunga.

Dusra Dost: Mujhy Bohat Sary
Logon Ka Qarz Ada Kerna Hai,
Agar Tumhen Kahin Jaga Mily To Tum Bhi Beth Jana.. ;-)

Hahahahah

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Ek Aurat Ny Apni Saheli Se Kaha:
"Hamary Padosi Hamari Sari Baaten Sun Lete Hen."

Saheli: Tum Apni Deewar Oonchi Q Nahi Kerwa Leti.??

Aurat: Kerwa To Lun,
Magar Phir Hum Un Ki Baaten Kese Sun Sakenge.. ;-)

Hahhaha

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Pappu Raat Ko Head Lights Band Ker K Gari Chala Raha Tha,..

Achanak Police Ny Rok Liya..

Police: Tum Head Lights Band Ker K Gari Q Chala Rahy Ho??

Pappu: Hukumat Ki Waja Se,
Us Ny Ailaan Kiya Hai K
6 Bajy K Baad Sab Faltu Lights Band Ker Do.. ;-)

Hahhaaha

[Rasheed1234]

Pappu: Mere Dada Ny 1957 Ki Jung Me Dushman Ki Tangen Kaat Di Thin.

Dost: Acha Sir Q Nahi Kata Tha.??

Pappu: Wo To Pehly Hi Kata Para Tha.. ;-)

Hahahaha

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Admi: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

Malik: 70,000 Ka..

Admi Heran Ho Ker:
"Touch Screen Wala Hai Kiya.??" ;-) :-D

Hhahaha

[Rasheed1234]

Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..

Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??

Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)

Hahhaaha

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Doctor Aurat Se:
Me Aap K Shoher Ka Ilaaj Nahi Ker Sakta
QK Me Janweron Ka Doctor Hun..

Aurat: Me Isi Liye To Aap K
Pass Aai Hun QK
Mere Shoher Ko Neend Me
"Laaten" Chalany Ki Aadat Hai.. ;-)

Hahahha

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Aadmi: Molvi Sahab,
Piston Ka Halwa Mazedar Hota Hai Ya Badam ka.??

Moli: Mamla Insaf Ka Hai Is Liye
Halwon Ki Ghair-Mojudgi Me
Faisla Nahi Sunaya Ja Sakta.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Postman "Post" Lata Hai..

Milkman "MilK" Lata Hai..

Paperman "Paper" Lata Hai,

To Phir Aakhir,

"Fireman" "Water" Q Lata Hai??.. ;-)

Socho Yaar Socho..
Socho Gy To Mulk Badly Ga Na.. :-D
Hahahha

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Dost:
Yaar Tumhari Dukan Mithai ki hai.
To kya Tumhara Dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko..??
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Pappu: Yaar,
Dil To Bohat Kerta Hai,
Magar Papa Gulab Jaman Gin k jate hen,
To.....
Isliye..
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Sirf Choos ker rakh deta hun.. ;-)

Hahhaha

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Doctor Admi Se:
Aapka Aur Aapki Bivi Ka
Blood Group Ek Hi Hai..

Aadmi: Wo To Hona Hi Tha,
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30 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pi Rahi Hai.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Pappu: Aaj Me GF K Ghar Gaya To Achanak Us Ka Baap Aagaya..

Dost: OHO Phir To Tumhen Jooty Pary Hongy.?

Pappu: Nahi GF Ny Chor Chor Ka Shor Macha Diya..

Dost: Acha Phir..?

Pappu: Shor Sun Ker Us Ka Baap Bahar Bhaag Gaya Aur
Jin Logon Ki Wo Chri Ker K Aya Tha Unho Ny Usay Khoob Koota.. ;-)

Dost: Phir Tum Ny Usay Bachaya Nahi.?

Pappu: Nahi Yaar Wo Ghalat Time Per
Ghar Aya Tha To Me Ny Bhi 2,4 Hath Jama Diye.. :-D

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Dawat Me Doctor Ki Mulaqat Ek Larki Se Hui..

Larki: Aap K Ilaaj Se Mujhy Bohat Faaida Pohcha Hai, Thank U..

Doctor: Aap Ko Kiya Marz Tha..??

Larki: Mareez Me Nahi Mere Chacha Thy,
Aur Ab Me Un Ki Sari Jaidad Ki Tanha Malik Hun.. ;-)

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Pappu: Abbu Aap Bhi Mere Sath School Me Parha Karen,
Aap Ki Waja Se Wahan Meri Bohat Bezti Hoti Hai..

Baap: Magar Q Beta..??

Pappu: Me Jab Bhi Apna Homework Dikhata Hun To
Teacher Kehta Hai K,
"Tu Zarur Kisi Nalaaik Ki Aulad Hai." ;-)

[Rasheed1234]

Ek Aadmi ne Robot Car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya:
"Go & bring my children from school."
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Car gai aur bohut der tak wapas nahi aai.
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Aadmi Tension me Police complaint karne Ja hi raha tha,
Itne me Car bohut saare Bachon ko leke aagai,
Jisme uski Nokrani ke 2, Parosan ke 3,
Uski Saali ka 1 aur uski Secretary k 2 Bachey the..
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Aadmi Tension me aa gaya.
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Patni ne kaha:
Iska matlab ye saare Bachey Tumhare hen.?
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Pati ne kaha:
Ye to Me baad me Bataunga pehle
Ye batao Car Hamare 2 Bachon ko Q nahi leke aai.? ;-)

Hahhaha

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Ek Admi Samandar Me Safar Ker Raha Tha..
Achanak Toofan Aya Aur Jahaz Doob Gaya..
Admi Tairta Hua Ek Jazeery Me Pohncha..
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Us Ny Socha K Wo
Darakht Ki Lakri Se Kashti Bana Ker Yahan Se Nikal Jaye Ga..
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Achanak Ek Bohat Khubsurat Aurat Wahan Aagai..
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Phir Un Dono Ny Mil Ker
Darakht Ki Lakri Se
Ek Bohat Hi Khubsurat
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"Bed" Tayyar Kiya Aur
Kushi Kushi Rehny Lagy.. ;-)

Moral:
Aurten Aadmi Ka Dimagh Kahin Bhi Pher Sakti Hen.. :-D

Hahahha

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Ek Pagal Dusray Se:
Suna Tum Ny Ek Aadmi Kunwe Me Gir Ker Jaan Se Hath Dho Betha..

2nd Pagal:
Pagal Tha Sala,
Jab Kunwe Me Gira Hi Tha To
Jaan Se Hath Dhony Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi,
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Pani Se Hi Hath Dho Leta.. ;-)

Hahahha

[Rasheed1234]

Ek Dehati Pehli Baar Shehar K Hotel Me Gaya..

Dehati: Ek Gosht Ki Plate Le Aaen..

Manager: Aaj Gosht Ka Nagha Hai..

Dehati: Koi Baat Nahi,
Ek Plate Naghay Ki Le Aaen.. ;-)

Hahhaha

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Ek Aadmi Ny Apna Kurta Aagy Se
Patloon K Ander Kiya Hua Tha Jab K
Peechy Se Patloon Se Bahar Tha..

Dost Ny Dekha To Pucha:
Q Yaar Kiya Ye Koi Naya Fashion Hai.??

Aadmi Bola:
Nahi Yaar, Asal Me Aagay Se
Mera Kurta Aur
Peechay Se Meri Patloon
Phati Hui Hai.. ;-) :-D

Hahhaha

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Ek Aadmi Ny Molvi Se Pucha:
"Molvi Sahab, Jab Train Me Safar Ker Rahy Hon To
Kis Taraf Munh Ker K Namaz Parhni Chahiye.??"
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Molvi Sahab Itminan Se Boly:
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"Jahan Aap Ka Samaan Rakha Ho.." ;-) :-D

Hahhaha

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Ek Mota Aadmi
Ek Mota Aadmi Oonchi Building se Gir Gaya.
Hospital me Hosh Aya To Pucha:
"Kiya Me Zinda Hun.?"

Nurse Boli:
Tum To Zinda Ho,
Lekin Tum Jis Per Giry Thy Wo
Bechara Mar Gaya.. ;-)

Hahhaha

[Rasheed1234]

Boy to GOD:
Tumne Girls ko itna
Khubsurat Q banaya..?

GOD: Taki tum
Usse Pyar kr sako..

Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey
Akal kam Q di..??

GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sako.. ;-)

Hahahaha