Funny Poetry.........

[pakhtoon]

ha,,,,,,,,,,,ha. collage ka zamana yad aya.

nice poetry.

[Shaheen]

hahaah lolzz boht khoob .......interesting

[sahil2006]

Billl To Pagal Hai.......

Billl To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir 'Bugs' Daalta Hain Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain,


Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Chhoro Ye Bill Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya.


Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai....
Bill Deewana Hai.....

[Shaheen]

Hahaha brother nice Bill tu pagal hai wah bhai kya song hai Dila tu pagal ka naya version haha lolzzz...........carrry on bro

[sahil2006]

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tune tu mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina legey hathon se mujhe patey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati

Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati

Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe cheda karta
Seeng marta foran usse takar karta

Raat ko sardi main bahir akda hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakda hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

[sahil2006]

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon? Jab meethi cheeji khai nahi


Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa, Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi?
Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal, Kiyoon kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi


Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain, Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain......
Tab Aapi se main ne poocha ..Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain?
Woh huns huns kar yoo kehnay lagi, A bhai nahi yeh bhai nahi
Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi


Jab naya maheena aata hay, Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay
Halaankey Baadal bechaara ye bijli mufft Lutata hay
Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli....Kiyoo Badal se lagwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi


Gar Billi 'Shair' ki khala hay?...phir hum ne ussay kiyoon pala hay?
Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay? Khala ko maar nikala hay?
Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan... kiya milti doodh malaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi


Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ? Kiyoon uss ki tind karai nahi?
Kiya 'woh' bhi Ganda bacha hay?.. ya uss ke Abbu,bhai nahi?
Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay?..... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,


Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain, Kiya unn ki 'Chachi Taai' nahi?
Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se? ye baat humain batlaai nahi
Per Chanda kaisa mamoo hay? jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,


Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi
Main kesay meethi baat karoon? jab meethi cheeji khai nahi

[sahil2006]

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzeldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

[sahil2006]

TUJHAY MUJH SAY MUJH KO TUJH SAY JO BOHAT HEE PYAR HOTA
NA TUJHAY QARAR HOTA NA MUJHAY QARAR HOTA

TERA HAR MARAZ ULAJHTA MARI JAAN-E-NA TAWA SAY
JO TUJHAY ZUKAM HOTA TO MUJHAY BUKHAR HOTA

JO MAIN TUJH KO YAAD KARTA TUJHAY CHEENKNA BHI PARTA
MARAY SATH BHI YAQEENAN YAHEE BAAR BAAR HOTA

KISI CHOWK MAIN LAGATAY KISI CHURIYOON KA KHOKHA
TARAY SHAHR MAIN BHI APNA KOI KAROBAR HOTA

GHAM-O-RANJ ASHIQANA YEAH NAHI HAI CALCULATRANA
ISAY MAIN SHUMAR KARTA JO NA BAY SHUMAR HOTA

WAHA ZAR-E-BAHAS AATAY KHAT-O-KHAL-O-KHUYE KHUBAAN
GHAM-E-ISHQ PAY JO ANWAR KOI SEMINAR HOTA

(Kush????)

[Shaheen]

hmm interesting Lolzz

[sahil2006]

"Woh Lamhe"

Woh classes
woh objects
koi na jaane
the kaise applets
oh oh oh
interface
woh abstract classes
woh abstract classes......
woh classes..........

na main jaanu
na tu jaane
oh....
kaise the instances
koi na jaane
kahaan se yeh swing aayeee
AWT bhi sang laayi



khaffa ho gaye hum
barbaad ho gaye hum.......

woh classes.....

Data ke abstaraction se ..
server hil gaya,
Multithreading ke application se..
exception aa gaya.....

Kahaan se J2EE aayee
JSP bhi sang laayee
Khaffa ho gaye hum
Barbaad ho gaye hum........

woh classes................

[sahil2006]

Dil ka connection miladein,


Daddy internet laga dein,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay ga itna bata dein

Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.

Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.

Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon ga,
Mein god promise karta hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun ga.

Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Woh saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.

Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.

Ab to mujhe internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein,
Mein bhi dhondta hun cyber bahu,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein

[Muhammad Asim]

nice yaar ap ki poetry bohat achi ha )