-*shear your latest sms*-

[pardeasi babu]

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.....!!!

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!


Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

when i call u:
1 ring meanz i'm Thinking of U,

2 ring meanz i Like U,

3 ring meanz i Miss U,

4 ring meanz i need U,

5 ring meanz ZALEEL INSAAN FONE UTHA





QUESTION


How much Love


iN ur heart


For Me ??


Choose ----->
100% (call me)
50% (send msg)
25% (Miss call)
0% (No repLy)




Laila ko majnu ka sms nahin aaya....
laila ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya....
laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main...
or majnu baitha hai SMS free hone ke intezaar main





Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi




Love is like iodex, oh aah Ouch dour bhagaye
Love is like pepsi, yeh dil maangay aur
Love is like supreme, yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like nokia, connecting ppl's
Love is like waves, naam hi kaafi hai
Love is like gold leaf,bachoon ki pohanch se door rakhain
Love is like WAh, dil jeetney ka meetha andaaz
Love is like samsung, everyone is invited
Love is like habib oil,kyunke yeh dil ka mamla hai
kesa ?



u r cute

charming

cooooooooooooool

smart

classy

witty

attractive

endearing

loveable

that was sent to ME jst wanted U to read it



I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.


Do u know that ur smile takes 1000's of people to death? save the world.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So plz start brushing regularly.














Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho





Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se



u r a donkey
D = decent
o = outclass
n = nice
k = kind
e - excellent
y = young
if yes thn sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY

[pardeasi babu]

Actually
seriuously
practically
really
typically
sincerely
jokingly
essentially
interestingly
obviously
i want to disturb u !!!



SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN

Tum kitny achi ho

kitny pyari ho,

kitny saada ho,

kitny khobsorat ho ,

kitny sachi ho,

kitny paakeza ho,

aur aik main hoon kitna JHOOTA hoon




main nay pocha chand say,dekha hay haseen mairay yaar sa koe!chand nay kaha abey calay itny opar say dekhta hai kya.


Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

karz dosti ka ada kon kare gha........... hum nay hoon ghay tu wafa kon karay ga... .. rab salamat rakhay meray dost ko ... warna meri Shaadi mai dance kon karega


president musharrf needs 500 donkeys
to attack on israil if u have read the message contact us with ur potograph and other details...........



You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.


whts wrong with ur mobile?
i tried to call u but operator replied.
<wellcome 2 the jungle! themonkey is bzy right now plz . try later



7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me.....


Why do we close our eyes when v prey, when v cry, when v dream, when v
kiss??? B'coz the most BEAUTIFUL things in life r not seen by felt by
the HEART



Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,

hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye

Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum

Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter

because I Miss You Always...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai...

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein

kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko

dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow

O = Ocean of Tears

V = Valley of Death

E = End of life....

Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care

because once broken cannot be mended

and even if mended....

a crack is always there !!!

When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.

a silent whisper a silent tear.

with all my Heart i wish you were here.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u
select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.


19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain

le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par

jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you

and your best friend will be there

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,

jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka

is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!
Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya

Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe

kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

there is no more 'disk space'.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya 'server down'.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya computer, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab 'read only' hain...

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

[pardeasi babu]

What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes

that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey

plz contact zoo for detail

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

You look so fine!I want to...

break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm,

you are like sugar, so sweet...

you are like you...

and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is like war...

Easy to start...

Difficult to end...

Impossible to forget

Do you believe in love at first sight

or do I have to walk by again??

I've seen angels in the sky,

I've seen snow fall in July,

I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,

But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW

Its Sweeter when its TRUE

But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahra koi nahi.

Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi

Ab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,

keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,

20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

God created the earth,

God created the woods,

God created you too,

but yes, even God makes mistakes!

've seen angels in the sky,

I've seen snow fall in July,

I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,

But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom

& without ugliness there can be no beauty

so the world needs YOU after all!

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.

U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.

U jump out of the window...

I look down & then... i lauf again

SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai

aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai

is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do

aur karam (SMS) karo..............

tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.

If u save it thats bcoz u desire me

& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.

So what u gonna do with It?

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye

waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai

Kaho Na Pyaar Hai

Kya mooh dukhta hai

A triangle has 4 end,

square has 3 end,

segment has 2 end,

but our friendship has no end.

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai

na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai

aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko

Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane

pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane

hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein

upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

Jis din se juda vo humse hue

is dil ne dhadkna chod diya

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra

taaro ne chamkna chod diya

[Afridi]

You Know I Love You....
You Know i Care About You...
You Know I Need You....
But Tell Me What To Do..
Why Did You Leave Me....
Leaving Me In Sorrow....
Come Back To Me...
Because I Need You Now..
You Want Me To Be Happy...
But Tell Me How To Be....
I'll Be Happy....
If You're There For Me...
I'm Crying All Alone In A Darken Room..
Thinking Of You To Be My Groom
Please Light Up My Room...
And Let My Flower To Be Bloom......

[faakher]

Nice Werk Perdasi ab............
and keep it up

Faakher

[pardeasi babu]

yes

[Afridi]

Kaia Baat Hay Zabardast.......

[pardeasi babu]

koe esa sms jo dil ko choo jay?

KOE esa sms jo rola day?


koe esa sms jo hsnay par mjbur karday?

kea kici ko pta ha ager nahi to jald aa raha ha.

[pardeasi babu]

chalo b yaar

[Hacker]

wow....kia zaberdest Copy Paste mara hai..

nice work

[pardeasi babu]

maza aya k nahi?

[Ali Irfan]

Two one,s r Two
Two two,s r four
Jab be calculate karta
I LOVE her more