Na cheeno mere nojwano se sms ki service Faraz
Ek yehi kam hy jo wo dil laga kr krte hain
Sender: CGS
Date: 04-05-2009
Funny Sms AIK SARDAR SUBAH SOCH RAHA THA OR RAAT KO SOCH TE SOCHTE MARGAYA
K MERI BAIHAN K DO OR MERA AIK BHAI KYOUN HAI
Sender: AMG KHAN
Date: 04-05-2009
Funny Sms Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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Koi CHUK Na Lei
Sender: Dawood Siddique
Date: 04-05-2009
Funny Sms Ek larki choak pe khari haoti hai..
ek larka us k pass jata hai n kehta hai...:"AAp ka naam kia hai....??"
larki jawab deti hai:
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mein kuin btaun....??"
Sender: Bader
Date: 03-05-2009
Funny Sms Aik Pakistani Japan mein Cooking ke muqabaly mein khaali pateeli mein chamcha chala raha tha! Japani: Kya bana rahe ho?
Pakistani: Bewaqoof
Sender: Dawood Siddique
Date: 01-05-2009
Funny Sms Dil karta hai k is dunya mein jo subse ziada khubsurat hai ussay jaan se maar doon.. Par..
Kiya
Karun...
Khud-kushi karna b to haraam hai....
Sender: Dawood Siddique
Date: 01-05-2009
Funny Sms Pehlay wo mere Girl Friend the Main bolta tha wo sunti thi..
Phir wo mere mangaitar bani wo bolti the main sunta tha..... Ab wo mere bivi bani..... hum dono boltay hai or pura mohalla sunta hia...
Sender: Wasi Mughal
Date: 01-05-2009
Funny Sms Dil khol kr nikal lo abhi apne dil ki bharras
kyn k next week se na hi koi sms hoga or na hi koi faraz
Sender: Sheikh Huzaifa
Date: 30-04-2009
Funny Sms aaj tm dil maango... de daingy
jigr maango.... dy deingy
dharkan maango...... dy deingy
pyar maango.... dy deingy
Q K
yeh 4ron movies release ho gai hain
Sender: sundus shaikh
Date: 29-04-2009
Funny Sms dil may bassa hai pyar taira
ankho mai base tassveer taire
jub bhe yaad ate hai teri
hum dekhtay hai tom and jerry
Sender: ahmed
Date: 28-04-2009
Funny Sms When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
Sender: maya
Date: 28-04-2009
Funny Sms tum saath ho mere to dil azad he mera
tum saath ho mere to dil azad he mera
keh do apne papa se
ye damad he tera
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 25-04-2009
Funny Sms DR.Allama iqbal nay faemya
upar se dekh raha hon faraz ki sahari ka hall Iqbal'
acha hua in ko meri shair samajh nahi aata
Sender: adeel
Date: 24-04-2009
Funny Sms Do u 9... newzealand mai ek ajeeb-o-ghareeb bacha peda hua. pedaish k wqt uska weight 15 kg tha jo day by day increase ho k 3 dino me 180 kg hogia.......
INCREDIBLE...
UNBELIEVEABLE....
BT ITS TRUE....
DO U 9 YE BCHA KS KA HE....???
NHY PTA.
HATHI KA....
Sender: CGS
Date: 24-04-2009
Funny Sms alzahoor appartments ki construction kya shoru hogai FARAZ
kambkht ganje ne tv dekhna hi muskil kr dia
Sender: gr8 minds
Date: 23-04-2009
Funny Sms Newton's 5th law.
"Dunya gol h"
Proof;
cuha bili sa drta h,bili kutay se,kuta admy,admy bv se ar bv kuta s
hence proof
"duna gol h"
Sender: Zahid Khan
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
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Guess, which song?
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.guess?
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plz " O ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, O ZARA ZARA"
Sender: Murtaza Syed Chitrali
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Dear Aj tum dil mango,
mai Dunga
Tum jiger mango, woh b Dunga
Eyes mango, woh b dunga.
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q
k
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aj
mai
NE BAKRA zibah kia hai*
Sender: Murtaza Chitrali
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Ek sardar sharab peeta or rota hua ja raha tha.
Kisi ne Pucha: sardar gee Q ro rahay ho?
Sardar: ary Menu jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hu, us larki ka naam yaad nahi araha hai mjhe.
Sender: Murtaza Syed
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Jaam to Utha Lia Ghalib
Per Yeh Kab Btao Gay....?
Wah Wah
Jaam to Utha Lia Ghalib
Per Yeh Kab Btao Gay....?
Wah Wah
Braed Per Lagao Gay Ya Aisay hi Khao Gay
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