Santa Banta SMS new

[fesijee]

1. Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya


2. laloo: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
laloo: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha


3. Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai


4. Banta To santa
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

Lady Calls Santa
lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes
Men To Santa


kese lagay plz apni Ray Zrur Dejiye ga.

[Faisal Don]

old but gold

[salman baloch]

nice......

[Nadeem JohnJatt]

Oh dear old but nice

[geo7867]

very nice thnk you

[izharyounas]

Hehehehehehe.
Nice shaering bro.

[shaani_bungash]

Good but not great

[BARi_Bhatti]

Bohat Achi sharing Ki ap ne Keep it.........
sardar and pathan sms

[shoaib934]

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