lateefe hi lateefe

[sohail khan]

Assalam o alikum

America ne 1 machine ejad ki hai jo choron ko pakarti hai

Unhon ne mukhtalif mumalik main wo machine test ki

America main 30 minutes main 20 chor pakray gaye....

England main 30 minutes main 50 chor pakray gaye...

Spain main 30 minutes main 100 chor pakray gaye....

India main 30 minutes main 600 chor pakray gye..
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Aor PAKISTAN main 15 mintues main wo machine he chori ho gayi
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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Is se zahir hota hai dunya gol hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
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Wife: Chalo kahin long drive per chalte hain, Aur car mai drive karon gi.


Husband: Car tum drive karo gi , matlub jaayen ge car me aur aayen ge Akhbaar me
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Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day ???


It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before fight begins