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Old 27th June 2010, 05:49 AM
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fasih bhai kia ap stylish kurtay bna lete ho ?
just like shoulde pe ribbon lagana,sports t-shirt ki tarha.

Bhai kuch lattest design banwane hain,eid k liye.
will u help me.
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lolz police me bharti ho jao.
mar kar b police ma bharti nahi hon ga, Allah door rakhay police k mehakmay say.....

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ارے بھائی اتنے مشورے مل رہے ہیں
اب کس پر عمل کرو گے کس کو چھوڑو گے؟
یا سب پر عمل کرو گے؟
اور یا کسی پر بھی نہیں؟
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kisi par nahi

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u r so lucky,itna kha kar bhi smart,healthy diet lein or warzish karen
woh to theek ha, but mery size ki pant shirt nahi milti, me pant shirt nahi pehanta, me bas aam libaas sada say kapray shalwar kameez pehanta hon, is wajah say mujhey koi company ma job b nahi day raha k me pant shirt nahi pehan sakta

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کولڈرنک کازیادہ استعمال
آپ کی ہڈیوں کوناکارہ کر سکتاہے
کیونکہ کولڈرنک میں موجود کاربن
سارا کیلشیم کھا جاتا ہے
پلیز اس ہربے کونہازمائیں
شُکریہ
ok nahi aazmata sultana

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Meray bhai ap lucky ho, motapa kitna bada azab hai kisi motay se pocho...motapay se sugar ,high blood pressure, dil ki bemaryaan vaghera vaghera ka bahut chance hota hai, Allah ka shukar karo k ap motay nehi ho..
sab baatein theek hain apki bhai, but na zaida patla hona acha ha na zaida mota hona,

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Log patla hone ka soochte hain aap moota hone ka sooch rahe hain
me logo ki baatoo say tang par kar hi soch raha hon
log phir kion mazaq uratay hain aasay banday ka ?
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Fahad bhai Mota hona alag baat hai Sehat Mand hona alag.. ap dua karen ke Sehat Mand hon warna motey khud DUBLA honey ki try akr rahey hotey hain...

and main bhi dubla patla hee hoon so mujhe apna BHAI samajh len

Albatta main kaprey khud banwa leta hoon Darzee se is mamle mein ALLAH ke karam se masla naheee
us layhaaz say daikhain to sehat mand to me hon Allah ka shukar ha
but daikhnay ma kamzore lagta hon bas :\ ore log tang kartay hain bas k tum bohat patlay ho khatay peetay kuch nai yeh ore woh ajeeb baatein banatay hain log
kapray to me b banwa layta hon darzi say, aasa koi khas masla nai.
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me logo ki baatoo say tang par kar hi soch raha hon
log phir kion mazaq uratay hain aasay banday ka ?
Acha chalian aik tip hai


Aap khana jo cheez aap ko achi lage dat ker khaain or ziada chal phera na karian
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Acha chalian aik tip hai


Aap khana jo cheez aap ko achi lage dat ker khaain or ziada chal phera na karian
khata hon bhai bohat zaida ore har time computer par baitha rehta hon bas
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ارے بھائی دھیان سے
کوئی حربے مت آزمانا
حریرے، مربعے بے شک آزما لو
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bhai log motape se tang hain aur aap mote hona chahhte hain?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? aise sahi ho aap
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fasih bhai kia ap stylish kurtay bna lete ho ?
just like shoulde pe ribbon lagana,sports t-shirt ki tarha.

Bhai kuch lattest design banwane hain,eid k liye.
will u help me.
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bahi ap aisa kro apne andr hwa brhva lu mote hu jaou ge
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us layhaaz say daikhain to sehat mand to me hon Allah ka shukar ha
but daikhnay ma kamzore lagta hon bas :\ ore log tang kartay hain bas k tum bohat patlay ho khatay peetay kuch nai yeh ore woh ajeeb baatein banatay hain log
kapray to me b banwa layta hon darzi say, aasa koi khas masla nai.
yaar main bhi normal sa hoon.. logon ko choren.. logon ne kisi ko Bakhshna nahee.. aap ne ooper kaha ke koi company job nahi detee to aap to parh nahi rahey ???? yeh job kidhar se aa gayee ??
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yar mootapa ek bamaree hain q moota hona chahtay ho
agar ap ko lagta hain k ap fet fat ho tu moota honay kee kia zaroorat hain
logo k batoo per mat jawoo
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