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Jinoo Bhooto Sey dosti.....
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Old 13th April 2009, 01:23 PM
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mere pas ek sachcha or asan sa amal hai, lekin main ek bat kahna chahata hu wo ye ke, es kam mai jan ka khatra bhi ho sakta hai, or is ko koee majbut dil wala hei anjam de sakta hai, agar tum meri kuch sart mano to mai tumko Wazifa batauga. let me reply
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muj sa bara bhoot kaha hoo ga......muj sa ka rloo dosti????
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muhtaram app ko kuch log galta mashwara day rahain hain k humzad bolaa loo.agar apni zindagi say piyar nahin hai to buhat shook say bolaa loo.hamzad bolanay tareeka nahayat asaan hai lakin thora darona hai....humzad woh cheez hai jo apko 1 sec bhi sakoon nahin lena dayga....behtar hai k app hazraat per kam karain.masla yeh hai k insan jinoo say dosti nahin kar sakta hia.unko apna reshta deta hai khena k maqsad yeh hai k unko apnay tabeh karan perhta hai aur tabheh karnay k bad 1 rishta dena parhta hai.yesay baap ki jaga, bhei ki jaga etc.......
jin kisi ko bhi samnay nazar nahin atay hain.samnay nazar anay k liyeh apni nazar khoolwani perhti hai.........
jinoo ko tabheh karnay say apk tamam kamoo ma mushkilat shoro ho jati hain.jab woh cheez tabheh ho jatai hia to phir ayesh hi ayesh hai...... mujhay iska personly expriece hai............... rabata krana hoo to bila jhijak rabta kar liheh ga



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Assalam-o-Alaikum!

kesay hain sab ?? wo asal main aik baat poochni thi main nay agar kisi ko pata ho to bata dain please

mujay ye poochna tha k Jin Bhoot say dosti kesay ki jaaye?

koi Hint? Koi mashwara?

Mind it! mujhay koi ghalat kam nahi karwanay bas gap shap karni hay awain e

to please......
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yar agar bata nahi sakte to mazak to mat urhao
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Jin say doosti mare hoi the ................. aaj say taqreeban 5 saal pehlay main raat ko eik qabristan say ghuzar raha tha ................ k achanak mujhay kese nay peechay say awaz de .......... main nay peechay mur k dekha to woo mare he umer k eik larka tha .............. mujh say us nay poocha k akelay ja rehay ho dar nahi lagta .............. main nay jawab dia k jis k dil mian KHUDA ka khof ho woo bhala kese say kia darayga ........... us k baad woo mera saat batain kartay kartay mera ghar tak aagaya .............. or pher woo rooz mujh say milne ata jab main akela hota to woo kahe na kahe say aajata ............. yeh doosti taqreeban 1 saal rahe ........... eik din eik buzurg ki nazar mujh per pari or mujh say kaha k yeh jo tumhara doost hai yeh insaan nahi bulkay eik jin hai .......... pher us buzurg nay usay qabo kar lia mera mana karnay k bawajood ............. woo din or aaj ka din main us say nahi mil seka .............
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Jin say doosti mare hoi the ................. aaj say taqreeban 5 saal pehlay main raat ko eik qabristan say ghuzar raha tha ................ k achanak mujhay kese nay peechay say awaz de .......... main nay peechay mur k dekha to woo mare he umer k eik larka tha .............. mujh say us nay poocha k akelay ja rehay ho dar nahi lagta .............. main nay jawab dia k jis k dil mian KHUDA ka khof ho woo bhala kese say kia darayga ........... us k baad woo mera saat batain kartay kartay mera ghar tak aagaya .............. or pher woo rooz mujh say milne ata jab main akela hota to woo kahe na kahe say aajata ............. yeh doosti taqreeban 1 saal rahe ........... eik din eik buzurg ki nazar mujh per pari or mujh say kaha k yeh jo tumhara doost hai yeh insaan nahi bulkay eik jin hai .......... pher us buzurg nay usay qabo kar lia mera mana karnay k bawajood ............. woo din or aaj ka din main us say nahi mil seka .............
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

aray bhai yeh last week k risalay mai ai thi kahani
app ne apne uper rakh k suna dii gud yaar
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muhtaram app ko kuch log galta mashwara day rahain hain k humzad bolaa loo.agar apni zindagi say piyar nahin hai to buhat shook say bolaa loo.hamzad bolanay tareeka nahayat asaan hai lakin thora darona hai....humzad woh cheez hai jo apko 1 sec bhi sakoon nahin lena dayga....behtar hai k app hazraat per kam karain.masla yeh hai k insan jinoo say dosti nahin kar sakta hia.unko apna reshta deta hai khena k maqsad yeh hai k unko apnay tabeh karan perhta hai aur tabheh karnay k bad 1 rishta dena parhta hai.yesay baap ki jaga, bhei ki jaga etc.......
jin kisi ko bhi samnay nazar nahin atay hain.samnay nazar anay k liyeh apni nazar khoolwani perhti hai.........
jinoo ko tabheh karnay say apk tamam kamoo ma mushkilat shoro ho jati hain.jab woh cheez tabheh ho jatai hia to phir ayesh hi ayesh hai...... mujhay iska personly expriece hai............... rabata krana hoo to bila jhijak rabta kar liheh ga
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

aray bhai yeh last week k risalay mai ai thi kahani
app ne apne uper rakh k suna dii gud yaar

thik hi bola bhi jan apun ne bhi parela tha bap
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Dosto aaj mei tumko hamzad hazir karney ka tarika batauga

Lekin paihle ye batao ke tum mei se pang wakta Namazi Kon Kon hai, agar nahi to phir chorho hamzad ko kabu mai lane ke bare mai bhi sochna mat, agar koie Kushfahmi pal rakhi ho to mai dur karu, pahle kud ko kud se door karo phir dekho kaya se kiya ho ta hai, further, for deep knowledge contact with me on my DI with your Sawal (Q) ok, note my ID that is sahar_nadeem@rediffmail.com
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muhtaram app ko kuch log galta mashwara day rahain hain k humzad bolaa loo.agar apni zindagi say piyar nahin hai to buhat shook say bolaa loo.hamzad bolanay tareeka nahayat asaan hai lakin thora darona hai....humzad woh cheez hai jo apko 1 sec bhi sakoon nahin lena dayga....behtar hai k app hazraat per kam karain.masla yeh hai k insan jinoo say dosti nahin kar sakta hia.unko apna reshta deta hai khena k maqsad yeh hai k unko apnay tabeh karan perhta hai aur tabheh karnay k bad 1 rishta dena parhta hai.yesay baap ki jaga, bhei ki jaga etc.......
jin kisi ko bhi samnay nazar nahin atay hain.samnay nazar anay k liyeh apni nazar khoolwani perhti hai.........
jinoo ko tabheh karnay say apk tamam kamoo ma mushkilat shoro ho jati hain.jab woh cheez tabheh ho jatai hia to phir ayesh hi ayesh hai...... mujhay iska personly expriece hai............... rabata krana hoo to bila jhijak rabta kar liheh ga
Dear for this regard, plz write me on my ID that is sahar_nadeem@rediffmail.com, with whole you biograph, and why u want jin or hamzad se dosti karna, maksad bayan ho, I know a lot of wazaif regarding the same, so with detail contact me, like where u live, in which class do u read, your age, your famaly background, Panj wakta Namzy ho ya nahi, Din or Sariyat ka kitna palan karti ho wagera wagera, u under stand the better
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Assalam-o-Alaikum!

kesay hain sab ?? wo asal main aik baat poochni thi main nay agar kisi ko pata ho to bata dain please

mujay ye poochna tha k Jin Bhoot say dosti kesay ki jaaye?

koi Hint? Koi mashwara?

Mind it! mujhay koi ghalat kam nahi karwanay bas gap shap karni hay awain e

to please......

Dear for this regard, plz write me on my ID that is sahar_nadeem@rediffmail.com, with whole you biograph, and why u want jin or hamzad se dosti karna, maksad bayan ho, I know a lot of wazaif regarding the same, so with detail contact me, like where u live, in which class do u read, your age, your famaly background, Panj wakta Namzy ho ya nahi, Din or Sariyat ka kitna palan karti ho wagera wagera, u under stand the better
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Default Bhoot Pakarney Ka Tareeaqa.

Muhe tareka pata hey. Ek shart per btata hun.
Iska koi bura istemal mat krna.

WARNING: Kisi bhi qisam key nuksan ka me zimadar
nai hunga aur agar Jin se koi bura kam krwaney
ka kaha to ap key sath bht bura ho sakta hey.
Agar ap daiken k jin ap se beqaboo ho ra hey
ya gussey me aa gya hey to foran ghar se bahar bhag ker logon k beech me kharey ho jaien.

WARNING: Is amal k doran ap key baal bandhey
nai honey chahiyen balkey sar per bikhrey honey chhiyen. Kisi qisam ko koi fashion nai aur
ek boht zaruri baat. Jin sae bilkul Nai darna.
Agar wo marney ka keh kr daraye to usey
"Aital Kursi" parhney ka keh kar Dhamkain.

Warning Again: Plz is se koi galat kam mat krwayie ga aur plz is se dosti mat lagaiye ga.
Balkey is per apna Roab qaim rakhiye ga.

1:Sab se pehley ek red color ka dress pehno.

2:Warning: "Kisi kisam ki khusboo matt laganau
aur kaprey b badbudar pehnnana."

3:Phir akeley kamrey mein, lights band kr key,
apney ek hath me Red colour ya phir pisi hui
lal mirchen pakar lo.

4: Phir ek shishey k samney karay ho jao.

5: Dim Dim lights on kar lo.

6:Electronics ki cheezon ko door rakh do. Mobile
ko bi.

7:Phir Uncha Uncaha ye kehtey hue:

"Dhimk mith chu-nniya silima kazib-bidarday. Mast jhim hus-siani da sikhiyo."

wo red colour ki mirchon ko
Bht hi zyada dhiyan se aur ehtiyat se
bgair unki taraf daikhey apney sar per laga
lo aur baqi ki sirf 5g mirchen (Khyal rakhna
5g se ek katra bhi zyada na hon) ko
Jaldi se


APNI ANKHON ME DAAL LEN AUR LIGHT ON KER LEN.
LO GI, AB AP KO MIRROR ME BHOOT NAZAR AYEGA.
US SE PHIR JO CHAHEY KRWA LEN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BIBI CHORO IN BHOOTON K CHAKAR KO AUR STUDY KARO. HAHAHAH
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