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[Shaheen]

اسلام علیکم دوستوں
دوستوں اس تھریڈ میں ہم صرف اور صرف ایس ایم ایس ہی شیر کرینگے ۔ غیر اخلاقی ایس ایم ایس ڈیلیٹ کر دیے جائینگے ۔
تو چلیے شروعات میں ہی کر دیتا ہوں۔
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

[Shaheen]

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.

[Shaheen]

• Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

[Shaheen]

• Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

[Shaheen]

• aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai .

[Shaheen]

Jo kissi kissi ki milay who pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko milay who hai apun ka sms!!!

[Shaheen]

Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo

Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai.

Billu 5th mein padh raha hai

aur

Ulloo SMS padh raha hai

[Shaheen]

two lover plained to suicide the boy jupmed
1st the gal closed her eyes turned her back
said love s blind the boy which was n air
open his parachute and said LOVE NEVER DIES!!!!!

[Shaheen]

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used
Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi
say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

[Shaheen]

Just close ur eyes and think
of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............

[Shaheen]

Tum aa gaye ho
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo tino mil kar picture dekh aate hai

[Shaheen]

When words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'