Jokessssssssssssss.......

[Desire.libra]

Ek charpaie pe 3 sardar lete huay thay lekin theek se jagah nae ban pa rhi thi.
Achanak un mai se ek sardar charpaie k neechay chala gya.

2nd sardar: "Oye uttay a ja hun jaga ban gae ay"

[Desire.libra]

3 sheikh picnic pe gay, wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gay. decide kiya k sub se chota SHEIKH ja kar pepsi le ae.

Chota SHEIKH:
Ma is shart pe jata hun k tum mere aney tak samosay nae khao gay. 2no ne kaha k thek hai.

1 ghanta guzra SHEIKH nae aya, 3 ghantay guzray, 6 ghantay guzray or to or pura din guzar gaya per SHEIKH nae aya. 2no ne socha k ab samosay kha lene chahiayen. Jese he samosa uthaya chota SHEIKH darakht ke pechay se nickal ke bola?

JO ISS TARAH KARNA HAI TO MAIN NAHI JATA...!!!

[AAMIR_555]

HA HA NICE

[Desire.libra]

Sardar:
Kambakhat..! Light nae hai to pankha to chala do.

Wife:
Aakhir sardar he ho na aqal to hai he nahi. Pankha chala diya to "MOMBATTI" bujh jay gi.!!!

[noty_mir]

Asslam-o-Alikum

buhat Achee..