Doctor, Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
2,200,599,999 entries found
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main
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>jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh
repeat kar doonga...
>Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete
kar doonga..= .
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely
hain...
>Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee
tum ...
>Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee
tum...
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hameee bhi
pick karo.= ..
>Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo...
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good
morning...
>woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but
5 WARNI= NGS...
>Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
>Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek
sound,
>Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not
found!
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
>Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
>>* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
>Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk
space
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
>Too many requests se ho jaata hai..., server down
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
>Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
>Yeh dekho mera connection kaa, time out ho gaya
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
>What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
>Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na heee koi e-Mail
Doctor, Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
2,200,599,999 entries found
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main
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