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[Gr8^Masood]

Shukriyaaa Shah Bhaiyaaa...

[Mohsin Shah]

Masood Bhai Bohat Acha Thread Banaya hay Aap ne

Mein ne Yeh Pochna hay ke Keya Is me Sirf Funny ya Joke wale Sms honge ...????

[Gr8^Masood]

Masood Bhai Bohat Acha Thread Banaya hay Aap ne

Mein ne Yeh Pochna hay ke Keya Is me Sirf Funny ya Joke wale Sms honge ...????

G Mohsin Bhai Magar Koi essa joke share nai kareye jo gher ikhlaaki ho ya phir members ki dil aazari ho . . ,

[jumma111]

Quran ka mojza
Lafz 'Al-bar' yani 'Zameen'
Quran pak main 13 baar aaya hay.
Or
Lafz 'AL-Bahar' Yani 'Samandar'
32 bar aaya hay.
Total 13+32=45
Zameeni Elaqa:13/45*100=28.89%
Samandri Elaqa: 32/45*100=71.11%

Yani dunia main 28.89 % zameen hay
or 71.11 % samandar hay.
Khushki or pani ka bilkul yahi ratio
aaj ki jadeed science ne daryaft kia hay.
Lekin QURAN PAK ne
1400 saal pehle ye ratio bata dia.

[Naveed Ahmed1]

Girl 2 Masood Bhai se : Mujhe apni breslet de do main is ko dekh kar ap ko yad karongi

Masood Bhai: Tum ye soch kar mujhe yaad kar lena k mein ne mangi thi us ne nahi di

[Gr8^Masood]

Girl 2 Masood Bhai se : Mujhe apni breslet de do main is ko dekh kar ap ko yad karongi

Masood Bhai: Tum ye soch kar mujhe yaad kar lena k mein ne mangi thi us ne nahi di

hahahaha.............

[Gr8^Masood]

Big Brother: What's the name of ur car?
Khan Jee: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Big Brother: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

[Gr8^Masood]

Sheeda Pastol went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sheeda Pastol: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si..

[Gr8^Masood]

Khan Jee:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
.
.
Sheeda Pastol :
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey..

[haseeb awan]

HAHAHAHHA
Buhat zabardast silsila hai!

[Gr8^Masood]

Big Brother: Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper: G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
Big Brother: Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..

[haseeb awan]

Masood bhai english k paper main fail ho gaye,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda