Sardar Jokes & Other (regularly update)

[haseeb awan]

Thank you. Some of these are new and very funny!

Ofcourse brother, meri is thread ka maqsad b itdunya k members k chehre pr smile lana hai.
Hans k Geo.

[Falcon7]

Ofcourse brother, meri is thread ka maqsad b itdunya k members k chehre pr smile lana hai.
Hans k Geo.

Jazak Allahu khayran. Allah aapko bhi khush rkhey.

[haseeb awan]

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

[haseeb awan]

1st Sardar: Tere result da ki banya?
2nd Sardar: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
1st Sardar: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin yaar...

[Falcon7]

Another good one! They both are funny, and the film was ok-ish as well. Thanks.

[haseeb awan]

Three Friends after exam.
1st friend: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd friend: Main bhi!
3rd friend: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

[haseeb awan]

Another good one! They both are funny, and the film was ok-ish as well. Thanks.

Thanks dear, and keep visiting.

[haseeb awan]

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

[znk_dunjar]

hahahahahahaahhahaha kia baat hai sardar ki

[haseeb awan]

hahahahahahaahhahaha kia baat hai sardar ki

thank for nice comment!
keep visiting, and rate this thread if u like!

[haseeb awan]

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

[haseeb awan]

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?