Sardar Jokes & Other (regularly update)

[haseeb awan]

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

[haseeb awan]

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

[haseeb awan]

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

[haseeb awan]

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

[haseeb awan]

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

[haseeb awan]

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

[Mobiles Expert]

Police : Tumhara Dost Kis Ne Mara ???

Sardar : Saab Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pait Me Choohy Dorh Rahy Hain Kuch Khila Do,



To Me Ne Usy Chohy Marny Wali Dawa Khila Di

[haseeb awan]

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

[haseeb awan]

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

[haseeb awan]

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

[haseeb awan]

Police : Tumhara Dost Kis Ne Mara ???

Sardar : Saab Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pait Me Choohy Dorh Rahy Hain Kuch Khila Do,



To Me Ne Usy Chohy Marny Wali Dawa Khila Di

hahahaha

[haseeb awan]

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Sardar: hum lassi bana rahe hein.

Pathan: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?