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  1. 7th March 2010, 12:48 PM #37
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    1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!
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    Sardar Ne "KFC" Phone kiya:

    Hello kfc!!

    1 Pizza!
    1 Spicy Rice!
    1 French Frize!

    Bhej Do!


    KFC:

    G kis k Naam pe?


    Sardar:

    Allah k Naam pe!
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    واہ کیا بات ہے
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    Quote shehzad iqbal said: View Post
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    Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
    Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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    Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi

    per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili

    farishton ne pocha aisa kiun?

    to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
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    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
    closed.

    His wife asked what you are doing?
    He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
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    Santa! Your daughter has died!
    Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

    At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
    At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
    At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
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    1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja
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    Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
    Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
    Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?
    Waiteril murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
    Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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    Wife- i will die.
    Husband- i will also die.
    Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
    hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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    Ek Sardar Tube light k niche muh khol ker khara tha
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    Kyu k usay Doctor nay kaha tha k aj ka khana light hona chaiye!
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