Sardar Jokes & Other (regularly update)

[haseeb awan]

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

[haseeb awan]

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

[haseeb awan]

Ek sardar asman ko dekh raha tha dosre sardar nay pocha
Sardar: kya yeh suraj hai ya chand?

dosre sardar nay jawab dia:
Oye no idea yar me is shehr me neya hoon.

[haseeb awan]

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

[haseeb awan]

Dear Members ap ko mere share kie gaye Jokes kese lag rahe hain please apni arah say b zaror kerte rahie ga!

[haseeb awan]

Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K

"Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"

[haseeb awan]

Sardar: mere mobile mian kuch songs dall do
shopkeeper: aap kay pass memory card hay..?
Sardar : memory card nhin hay shinakhti card hay.

[haseeb awan]

Sardar goes to MOBILE COMPANY
for the job

but on first QUESTION
he comes out

the QUESTION was it
which NETWORK motly famous?

Sardar said CARTOON NETWORK

[haseeb awan]

Teacher: Translate "Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain"
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:
:
:
:
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Sardar : The Tablets are walking in the market.

[haseeb awan]

Sardar parked his car in the none No Parking Area when
he returned saw a notice on his car
“parking Fine” sardar wrote
thanks for the compliment

[haseeb awan]

Sardar at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.


Sardar: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai

[haseeb awan]

Sardar Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Sardar:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon