Sardar Jokes & Other (regularly update)

[Khurram Farooq]

Dear Brother Tention ky is mahool ma ap ny ache entertainmetn ka silsila start kya ha. Is ko lazmi Jaari rkhy.

Ek request ye ha ky ap font size thora ssa bara kry is sy read krny ma aasani ho gee. Ma be time nilkal kr sharing karoo ga.

Thanks a lot.

[haseeb awan]

Farooq bhai reply ka buhat shokria! I shall act acording to your advise! always welcome with open arms to share jokes in this thread!
Thanks

[rknaeem]

haha. bohat hi aalaa!!! Thanks aloot

[haseeb awan]

Ek bin bolae mehman nay mezban say gila kya
k ap k ghar me makhia buhat tang kerti hain
jab say aya hoon bar bar a ker mujh per beth
jati hain

mezban nay jawab dia, me khod in say buhat
tang ho, jaha koi gandi chez dekhi foran
us per beth jati hain!

[haseeb awan]

unche khowab dekhne wali larki ki ek garib ghar
me shadi ho gai. us nay apni shoher say kaha k
shah jahan nay apni bewi k lye Taj Mehal banwaya
tha ap mere lye kia banwao gay,
Shoher sadgi say bola phil hal to tumhare lye
rashan card bawa laya hoon!

[haseeb awan]

ek shaks darya may dob raha tha k us k dost nay
pani may chalang lagai or us ki jan bachai.
us k dosto nay kaha k tum nay to kamal ker dia,
apni jan khatre me dal ker is ki jan bachai.
us nay kaha k kia kerta kabakht nay mera kimati
sot jo pehan rakha tha!

[haseeb awan]

Fanlan k ek borhe nay marne say pehle yeh wasiat ki
k us ki tamam jaidad Shetan ko de di jai.
jab wo fot ho gya to log buhat pareshan hoe k ab
Shetan ko kaha dondha jai.
akhir kar fanland ki kakomat nay dakhal andazi ki
or us ki tamam jaidad apne kabze me le li.

[haseeb awan]

Sarmaydarana parliment ya jisay am tor per government
k naam say pukara jata hai, darasal hai kya?
her tesere, chothe, fachowe ya satowe saal garib
aur bebas awam say dariaft kerne ki gustakhi kerna
k sermaya daro me konsa fard tum per kakomat kere
aur tume lot gasote ka nishana banaya ja sake!