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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
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Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha..
Agar tamanna thi Aazmane ki..
Hum to Behosh Yun hi ho jaate..
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki..
Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
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Raat bhar jaagi ho jiske sapno mein,
kaise kho gaya wo raat ke andhero mein,
Dhoondti rahi tum mujhe, dil ke kisi kone mein
main bas raha hoon, tumhari dhadkano mein, tumhari saanso mein
Main chup hi sahi, magar magroor nahin
Ek khamoshi hi sahi magar, koi shikwa nahin
Na tumse koi shikwa hai jaanam, na koi naraazgi
ye dil ka lagana hai jaanam, nahin koi dil lagi.....!!!
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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.
Dil kai kone ko chordo,
hansti duniya mein aao,
kisi ko man ka meet banalo,
khushion kai phool khilao.
chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra - urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.
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Na dekha karo tum humein, teerchhi nazaron se is tarah
ke jaan jaati hai jism se, neend aankhon se jis tarah
Aaankhein hai ye tumhari, ya shab e maikhana
main hosh jo kho doon, mujhe hosh mein na lana
Dekha jo tumne pyar se, wafa ka izhaar hua
paya jo tumhein zindgi mein, mohabbat ka ikraar hua
Khoya jo tumhein, ik aah nikli is dil se
dil ko jala gayi, ik bijli is dil se
Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon.....!!
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Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain
Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain
Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho
Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho
Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena
hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena
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Yaad rahe jaati hai, aur waqt guzar jata hai
Phool khilta hai aur khil ke bikhar jata hai,
Phool se kya gila, jab phool mein khushboo nahin
Apno se kya gila, jab apno mein mohabbat nahin,
Mohabbat na sahi, hum phir bhi jee lete hain
Zindgi zaher hi sahi, hum phir bhi pee lete hain....
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bandagi hai khuda ki, khuda ka hai noor
heeron mein yeh heera hai, nooron mein kohinoor
kitno ko katl kiya isne, kitno ko kiya majboor
dilwlaon ka hai aasra, jab voh hote hain door
judai mein dilbar ki, yeh ban jaati hai nasoor
Kaise bataun mein kya chiz mohabbat hoti hai
pooncho yeh usse, jisko mohabbat hoti hai
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Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati
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A kalam rukja
Izzat ka mukam hai
Tere nuk pe mere
Mehbub ka naam hai
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O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno
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Tairna hai to samunder me aake tairo
Kinaron me kya rakha hai
Agar pyar karana hai to bahome aake karo
Isharon me kya rakha hai
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
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"Teri zulphein hai ya Ghana Andhera.....................
..................JAANEMAN katwa de baal ...... Hoja ganji...........Aur.............Karde savera"
"JUICE peene ka mazza cup mein nahin ........GLass mein hota hai
GREEting card dene ka mazza GHARwali ko nahin SAALi ko hota hai"
Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho .....
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!
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Something to take you to Flash back - Inspired by Jagit Singh
yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse US ka Visa
magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen
vo kam chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa
college ki canteen me hum sab the raja,
vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the Khawja
vo Kahwja ke hathon ki 'bi2' chaay meethee
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi
vo padhtehi chiththi uska tilmilaanaa
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa...
kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa
vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa
vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....
bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa
vo seminar ke din pairoka chhatpatanaa
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul
par vo maa ka vishvas Teachar ka Bharosaa
colleg ki wo lambisi raatein
vo doston se thele pe pyaari si baatein
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi
jivan ka ek atoot hissaa...
vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din
koi to louta de mere college ke din........
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
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chand ko sitoron se or mujhe tum se mohabbet hai
phoolon ko baharon se or mujhe tum se mohabbat hai
mefil main jo milna nighahen jhukalena
koi samajh na pai ke mujhe tum se mohabbat hai
ab tere hijr main bus ek kaam hai asman takna
tum sitaron pe likh dena mujhe tum se mohabbat
hai hamain ehsas hai tum ko bhi ham se pyaar hai lekin
yeh mere roohbarooh kehna mujhe tum se mohabbat hai
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