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ü Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
ü Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
ü Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shu! kar hai tum nahi ho!!!
ü Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
ü Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
ü kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi
ü Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
vah vah... vah vah... vah va
ü Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
ü Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti
Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti
Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe se
phir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti ~
ü Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!
ü aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.
chhe vo apna ho ya begana
dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??
ü Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
ü Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
ü Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai,
Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai.
Duniya mein aane ke baad hum,
Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai.
Magar in rishto mein se sirf,
woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai,
Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.
ü Kehena hai aaj tumse,
phir ki! sise ye kehena nahi,
Rehena hai saath tere,
warna Duniya me rehena nahi.
ü Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!
ü oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
ü Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
ü Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....
pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
ü Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !
ü Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
ü Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
ü Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir
thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
ü Bhagwan se Scooter manga..
Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
ü Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
ü Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
ü Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
ü Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
ü Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
ü Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere ****** tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
ü Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,
cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho,
sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho.
Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
ü Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola....
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ü Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK
ü Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
ü Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
ü Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya j! abse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
ü Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
ü Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
ü Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
ü Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
ü Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
ü Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye
ü Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!
ü is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
ü Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chh! oto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai dil se
DIL SE!
ü Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
ü Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
ü Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
ü Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...
ü Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...
ü Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
ü Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
ü Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
ü Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
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