PART2

AFK = Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
BAK = Back At my Keyboard
BITD = Back In The Day
BLBBLB = Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BTFO = Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTTT = Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BOTEC = Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BAMF = Bad Ass Muther F***er
BMF = Bad Muther F***er
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell
BR = Bathroom
BB = Be Back
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few
BBIAS = Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW = Be Back In A While
BBL = Be Back Later
BBSD = Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL = Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT = Be Back Tomorrow
BRB = Be Right Back
BRT = Be Right There
BCNU = Be Seein' You
BTWBO = Be There With Bells On
BTHOOM = Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM = Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
B/C = Because
BCOZ = Because
BNDN = Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTDTGTS = Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BIBO = Beer In, Beer Out
B4 = Before
B4U = Before You
B4YKI = Before You Know It
BL = Belly Laughing
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BFF = Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE = Best Friends Forever Til The End
BW = Best Wishes
BKA = Better Known As
BFE = Beyond F***ing Egypt
BBMFIC = Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
BCBS = Big Company, Big School
BDN = Big Damn Number
BD = Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDC = Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BFD = Big F***ing Deal
BFR = Big ****en Rock
BHAG = Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG = Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BNF = Big Name Fan
BPLM = Big Person Little Mind
BSAAW = Big Smile And A Wink
BS = Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BMOF = Bite Me Old Fart
BWO = Black, White or Other
BIOYE = Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP = Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN = Blow it Out Your Nose
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BOBFOC = Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BCBG = Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BSBD≠ = Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BF = Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BYOA = Bring Your Own Advil
BO = Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BAG = Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BWL = Bursting With Laughter
BAU = Business As Usual
BMGWL = Busting My Gut With Laughter
BDBI5M = Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BOCTAAE = But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOTOH = But On The Other Hand
BSF = But Seriously, Folks
BTA = But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BWDIK = But What Do I Know
BYKT = But you Knew That
BTW = By The Way
BTWITIAILW/U = By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BIBI = Bye Bye
BBB = Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG = Bye Bye Be Good
BBN = Bye Bye Now
B4N = Bye For Now
BFN = Bye For Now
BB4N = Bye-Bye for Now
BBFN = Bye-Bye for Now
BM = Byte Me
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass
BT = Byte This
CFV = Call For Vote
CTA = Call To Action
CY = Calm Yourself
CBB = Can't Be Bothered
CBF = Can't Be F***ed
CRAFT = Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAT = Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS = Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRS = Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA = Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL = Can't Stop Laughing
COS = Change Of Subject
CB = Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CRAP = Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CYM = Check Your Mail
CTC = Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
C&G; = Chuckly and Grin
CofS = Church of Scientology
C4N = Ciao For Now
C-T = City
CHA = Click Here Asshole
COB = Close Of Business
CICO = Coffee In, Coffee Out
CRB = Come Right Back
CIS = CompuServe Information Service
gratz = Congratulations
CID = Consider It Done
CNP = Continued in Next Post
KEWL = Cool
CAAC = Cool As A Cucumber
CMIW = Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMF = Count My Fingers
CYA = Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CBJ = Covered Blow Job
CMU = Crack Me Up
C/P = Cross Post
CRBT = Crying Real Big Tears
QT = Cutie
DGYF = Damn Girl You're Fine
DURS! -or- DUS! = Damn You Are ****! -or- Damn You ****!
DITR = Dancing In The Rain
DF = Dear Friend
DH = Dear Hubby or Husband
DORD = Department of Redundancy Department
DOE = Depends On Experience
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DUST = Did You See That
DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing
DDD = Direct Distance Dial
DFLA = Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DIKU = Do I Know You
DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DIY = Do It Yourself
DTRT = Do The Right Thing
DYHAB = Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG = Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYOFDW = Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DNC = Does Not Compute
DWYM = Does What You Mean
DBA = Doing Business As
DP = Domestic Partner
DAMHIKT = Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DBABAI = Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR = Don't Believe Everything You Read
DETI = Don't Even Think It
DGA = Don't Go Anywhere
DGT = Don't Go There
DGTG = Don't Go There Girlfriend
DHYB = Don't Hold Your Breath
DKDC = Don't Know Don't Care
DLTBBB = Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM = Don't Lie To Me
DMI = Don't Mention It
DQYDJ = Don't Quit Your Day Job
DQMOT = Don't Quote Me On This
DRIB = Don't Read If Busy
DWBH = Don't Worry Be Happy
DWB = Don't Write Back
DYJHIW = Don't You Just Hate it When...
DL = Download -or- Dead Link
DUI = Driving Under the Influence
DWI = Driving While Intoxicated
DWS = Driving While Stupid
DARFC = Ducking And Running For Cover
DYFM = Dude You Fascinate Me
DD = Due Diligence
EZ = Easy
E123 = Easy as One, Two, Three
ESMF = Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESADYFA = Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
EAK = Eating at Keyboard
EFT = Electronic Funds Transfer
EML = Email Me Later
EMSG = E-Mail Message
EWI = E-mailing While Intoxicated
EOD = End Of Day
EOM = End Of Message
EOT = End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
NRG = Energy
NUFF = Enough Said
ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA = ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1 = Every One
ESEMED = Every Second Every Minute Every Day
EG = Evil Grin
EL = Evil Laugh
EMRTW = Evil Monkey's Rule The World
X-I-10 = Exciting
EM = Excuse Me
XME = Excuse Me
EMFBI = Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI = Excuse My Ignorance
FO = F*** Off
FSU = F*** Shit Up
FTF = F*** That's Funny
FTRF = F*** That's Really Funny
FYIFV = F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FU2 = F*** You Too
FUBAR = F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB = F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUM = F***ed Up Mess
FRED = F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FINE = F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
F2F = Face-to-Face
FILTH = Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FOMCL = Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FOFL = Falling on Floor Laughing
FMTYEWTK = Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FYSBIGTBABN = Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL = Faster Than Light
FE = Fatal Error
FILF = Father I'd Like to F***
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FAB = Features Attributes Benefits
FITB = Fill in the Blanks
FISH = First in, Still Here
FAWC = For Anyone Who Cares
FFS = For F***s Sake
FSR = For Some Reason
FTFOI = For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTLOG = For The Love Of God
FTR = For The Record
FTTB = For The Time Being
FTW = For The Win
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYE = For Your Edification
FYI = For Your Information
FYM = For Your Misinformation
4NR = Foreigner
4ever = Forever
4EAE = ForEver And Ever
FWD = Forward
FORD = Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FLA = Four Letter Acronym
FOC = Free of Charge
FAQOMFT = Frequently Argued Waste Of My F*cking Time
FAQL = Frequently Asked Questions List
FF&PN; = Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FF = Friends Forever
FWB = Friends With Benefits
FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYLTGE = From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FBI = ****ing Brilliant Idea
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out