PART4

MM = Market Maker
M8 or M8s = Mate or Mates
MA = Mature Audience
MIHAP = May I Have Your Attention Please
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MTSBWY = May The Schwartz Be With You
MTBF = Mean Time Between Failure
M4C = Meet for Coffee
MOTAS = Member Of The Appropriate ***
MOOS = Member Of The Opposite ***
MOSS = Member Of The Same ***
MOTSS = Members Of The Same ***
MSG = Message
MB = Message Board
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MUBAR = Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MYL = Mind Your Language
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
MSNUW = Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MUSM = Miss You So Much
MIA = Missing In Action
MfG = Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MOP = MOment Please
MSMD = Monkey See Monkey Do
MITIN = More Info Than I Needed
MTF = More To Follow
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MAYA = Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MOFO = Mother F***er
MILF = Mother I'd Like to F***
MOO = Mud, Object-Oriented
MFD = Multi-Function Device
MBN = Must Be Nice
MBRFN = Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MHOTY = My Hat's Off To You
MHBFY = My Heart Bleeds For You
MKOP = My Kind Of Place
MLAS = My Lips Are Sealed
MMHA2U = My Most Humble Apologies To You
MTLA = My True Love Always
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NISM = Need I Say More
Ne2H = Need To Have
NIMY = Never In A Million Years
NM = Never Mind or Nothing Much
NCG = New College Graduate
NG = New Game
NUB = New person to site or game
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
N1 = Nice One
NTK = Nice To Know
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NBD = No Big Deal
NFI = No F***ing Idea
NFW = No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NFF = No F*cking Fair
NIM = No Internal Message
NOFI = No OFfence Intended
NP = No Problem
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NSS = No Sh*t Sherlock
NSA = No Strings Attached
N/T = No Text
NW = No Way
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NAB = Not A Blonde
NADT = Not A Damn Thing
NALOPKT = Not A Lot of People Know That
N/A = Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
NFG = Not F***ing Good
NFBSK = Not For British School Kids
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD = Not In My Job Description
NIMQ = Not In My Queue
NIYWFD = Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams
NMH = Not Much Here
NMHJC = Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP = Not My Problem
NN = Not Now!
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
NTIMM = Not That It Matters Much
NTTAWWT = Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
N2M = Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU = Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NWR = Not Work Related
NYC = Not Your Concern
N/M = Nothing Much
NIGYYSOB = Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NMTE = Now More Than Ever
NTYMI = Now That You Mention It
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
OOTC = Obligatory On Topic Comment
OCD = Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
OTF = Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head
OTW = Off The Wall
OT = Off Topic
OBTW = Oh By The Way
OICU812 = Oh I see you ate one too
OMB = Oh My Buddha
OMG = Oh My God
OML = Oh My Lord
ONID = Oh No I Didn't
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA = Oh No, Not This Again
OSIF = Oh Sh** I Forgot
OIC = Oh, I See
OUSU = Oh, You Shut Up
K = OK
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTP = On The Phone
ODTAA = One Damn Thing After Another
14AA41 = One for All and All for One
MOMPL = One Moment Please
OOAK = One Of A Kind
OLL = OnLine Love
OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
OC = Original Character -or- Own Character
OOC = Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF = Out Of Facility
OOI = Out Of Interest
OOO = Out Of Office
86 = Out Of or Over
OOTB = Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OTL = Out To Lunch
OAO = Over And Out
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OTT = Over The Top
OBE = Overcome By Events
PIF = Paid In Full
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
PTP = Pardon The Pun
P911 = Parent Alert
PBB = Parent Behind Back
PIR = Parent In Room
POS = Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PAL = Parents Are Listening
PAW = Parents Are Watching
POAK = Passed Out At Keyboard
PTPOP = Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PNATMBC = Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PITMEMBOAM = Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
P2U4URAQTP = Peace to you for you are A cutie Pie
PIMP = Peeing In My Pants
PP = People
PIN = Person In Need
PONA = Person Of No Account
PM = Personal Message -or- Private Message
POSC = Piece Of Shit Computer
PIAPS = Pig In A Pant Suit
PO = Piss Off
P-ZA = Pizza
PBEM = Play By EMail
PLS = Please
PWP = Plot, What Plot?!
POV = Point of View
PHB = Pointy Haired Boss
PND = Possibly Not Definitely
PS = Post Script
PANS = Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PDQ = Pretty Darn Quick
PTH = Prime Tanning Hours
P&C; = Private and Confidential
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PICNIC = Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIBKAC = Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
P2C2E = Process Too Complicated Too Explain
PSO = Product Superior to Operator
PD = Public Domain
PDOMA = Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PFA = Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PMIGBOM = Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
POAHF = Put On A Happy Face
QQ = Quick Question
QL = Quit Laughing
QS = Quit Scrolling
QYB = Quit Your Bitchin
QOTD = Quote Of The Day
ROR = Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
RBTL = Read Between The Lines
RMLB = Read My Lips Baby
RMMM = Read My Mail Man
RTFM = Read The F***ing Manual
RTFAQ = Read the FAQ File
RTFQ = Read The Fu*king Question
RTM or RTFM = Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RMMA = Reading My Mind Again
RL = Real Life
RLF = Real Life Friend
RSN = Real Soon Now
RT = Real Time
RFR = Really F*#king Rich
RFS = Really F*#king Soon
RTBS = Reason To Be Single
RX = Regards
RE = Regards or Hello Again
RC = Remote Control
RAT = Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RFD = Request For Discussion
R&D; = Research & Development
R&R; = Rest & Relaxation
RTK = Return To Keyboard
RB@Ya = Right Back at Ya
RBAY = Right Back At You
RN = Right Now
ROTM = Right On The Money
RTTSD = Right Thing To Say Dude
RKBA = Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RGR = Roger
RPG = Role Playing Games
RYO = Roll Your Own
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL = Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO = Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
SED = Said Enough Darling
SOS = Same Old Sh**
SSDD = Same Sh** Different Day
SWAG = Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWL = Screaming With Laughter
STD = Seal The Deal
SWALK = Sealed With A Loving Kiss
STFW = Search The F***ing Web
STW = Search The Web
SHMILY = See How Much I Love You
SWIS = See What I'm Saying
CUATU = See You Around The Universe
CUNS = See You In School
CUL = See You Later
CUL8ER = See You Later
CUL8R = See You Later
CYL = See You Later
CYO = See You Online
CU = See You -or- Cracking Up
SYS = See You Soon
CYT = See You Tomorrow
SOI = Self Owning Idiot
SMAIM = Send Me An Instant Message
SMIM = Send Me an Instant Message
SMEM = Send Me E-Mail
S2R = Send To Receive
SOH = Sense Of Humor
SOHF = Sense Of Humor Failure
SNAG = Sensitive New Age Guy
SWAK = Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SII = Seriously Impaired Imagination
SEG = Sh** Eating Grin
SH = Sh** Happens
SOGOP = Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOL = Sh** Out of Luck
SMH = Shaking My Head
SOT = Short On Time
SOTMG = Short On Time, Must Go
SIUYA = Shove It Up Your Ass
STFU = Shut The F*** Up
SU = Shut Up
SUAKM = Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUYF = Shut Up You Fool
SOMY = Sick Of Me Yet
SO = Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SITCOMs = Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SOIAR = Sit On It And Rotate
SICL = Sitting In Chair Laughing
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
Sk8r = Skater
SHID = Slap Head In Disgust
ZZZ = Sleeping, Bored, Tired
C-P = Sleepy
SBUG = Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SLIRK = Smart Little Rich Kid
SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear
SFETE = Smiling From Ear To Ear
SOOYA = Snake Out Of Your Ass
SNERT = Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SFAIAA = So Far As I Am Aware
STS = So To Speak
SWDYT = So What Do You Think
SWU = So What's Up
SEP = Somebody Else's Problem
SSEWBA = Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SLT = Something Like That
SOB = Son Of a B*tch
SBTA = Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR = Sorry, Could Not Resist
SFX = Sound Effects
SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW = Sounds Like A Winner
S4L = Spam For Life
STM = Spank The Monkey
STYS = Speak To You Soon
SIC = Spelling Is Correct
SOP = Standard Operating Procedure
SRO = Standing Room Only
FGDAI = stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
OZ = stands for: Australia
SAHM = Stay At Home Mom
SITD = Still In The Dark
SFTTM = Stop Fu*king Talking To Me
STR8 = Straight
SorG = Straight or Gay
SME = Subject Matter Expert
SADAD = Suck A Dick And Die
SIUP = Suck It Up Pussy!
SMB = Suck My Balls
SUFI = Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SSC = Super **** Cute
SF = Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
DWWWI = Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now