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    جیو مشرف"


    ایک آدمی مچھلی کا شکار کرکے لایا اور بیگم سے کہا کہ اسے پکا کر کھلاو
    تو بیگم نے جواب دیا
    نہ بجلی ہے، نہ گیس ہے،نہ پانی ہے ،نہ آٹا ہے،اور نہ کوکنگ آئل ہے۔
    آدمی مچھلی کو واپس دریا میں چھوڑ کر آرہا تھا تو۔۔۔۔
    مچھلی نے خوشی سے جھوم کر پانی سے اپنا سر نکالا اور کہا۔۔۔۔
    "جیو مشرف
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    Hahahaha
    Jeeny Doo Musharaf ...

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    its funny i like it
    plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    HASNAY DO SABEHL BHAI OR BHAN
    farooq-o-hassan ka ranj hum kcuh kam nahi kartay,,
    haan mager sina-o-sir peet kar matam nahi kartay,,,
    kafir hain jo munkar hain hayyat-ush-shoda kay,,,
    hum zinda logo per matam nahi kartay.....

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    Zabardast janab! very funny waqai halaat aisay he hain
    Jis Din say Challa Hoon, Meri Manzil pe Nazar hay

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    moot ka time muqarar hai.......nice..

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    Very good

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    ہاہاہا بہت عمدہ جناب بہت اعلٰی
    جب تک مشرف ہے ایسا ہی ہو گا
    محمد تابش صدیقی

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    vry nyc sharing keep it up bro
    FORTUNE FAVOURS BRAVE

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    wah

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    wah ji wah

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    Very Nice

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    hahaha nice

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