Burhan_taken New Sms HI SMs(2008)
Is Hafte Key TOp 10 Sms :
1.Quad-e-Azam kay 3 Farmaan:
1. Awaam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai,
2. Call karo! is se muhabbat barhti hai,
3. Jisne miss bell di, woh hum main se nahi.
2.1 Jisne paida kya,
1 Jisne Parhaya,
1 Saasu Maan,
1 woh jiske baaray main ammi kehti hain
"Aye Raat k 2 bajay apni Maa se baat kar raha hai!!!"
3.Anokhi Dua: Sirf Aapke liye.
* Aapko Khushiyan itni milen jitni Musharraf ko Galiyan.
* Aapki zindagi se Ghum aise khatam ho jese Nawaz Sharif k sir se Baal.
* Aapko Wakeelon jese Sabar mile.
* Shohrat itni mile jitni "B.B" ko mili.
* Sehat aise mile jesi Sheeren Rehmaan ko mili.
* Aur aapke din aise phiren jese Zardari kay.
4.Aaj mere mobile ki Birthday hai,
Aap agar chahen to Gift samajh kar is main 100 Rupay ka Balance load karwa sakte hain.
Khuda ne chaha to aglay maheenay phir Birthday Manayengay. :-)
5.Tumhari yaad mein humne roh roh ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum bewafaa aaye aur uss mein nahaa kar chal paree!!
6.Dear Customer!
You are now subscribed to Kanjusi Package, Enjoy saving of SMS,
Your Package is valid till God gives you Taufeeq to send SMS.
7.You are so Smart!
You are so Beautiful!
You are so Brilliant!
You are so Lovely!
You are so Cute!
G nahi Ammi kehti hain, Jo kehta hai wohi hota hai.
8.Yaar tum waqai khoobsoorat ho,
Duniya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo,
Kajal ka teeka to tumhare liye kam hai,
Ek kala tawa bhi galy main latka lo.
9.Garmi ka ek faida hai!
batao kya?
Socho!
Soch rahe ho?
To phir batao?
Nahi pata?
To suno!
Sardi nahi lagti.
10.Mera number change ho gaya hai,
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Chappal ka!
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tumhain chahiye to meri purani chappal le lena.
Ab masjid se churaney ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Yeh Teh Aaj key '''Top 10''' SmS Agar Pasand Aye Ho To REply Kariyeh GA InShallah Agli DaFa Aur Naye sms LAyo GA.......
You Host: (''.''.''.Burhan.''.''.'')
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