Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aati....

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.."Love In Medical"..
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.
Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart
Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers
Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty
Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration
Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal....:-)

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Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Main 2, 3 din main abbu se mashwara kar k aap ko batata hon.. :

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Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti.
Student:
Main 2, 3 din main abbu se mashwara kar k aap ko batata hon.. :

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1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The MORNING?
2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?
3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
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4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?
5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?
If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!
U R A Perfect Student...;-

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1 Mard apni Diary me likhta ha
Me dunya ka sab se ideal man HORNme cigrete nhi pita
sharab b nhi
Night clubs me nhi jta
me apni biwi ka sath hamesha acha rehta hon
Ajnabi aurto se flirt nhi kerta
Me rozana raat ka 8 bta so jata ho aur subah jaldi uth'ta HORNMe dialy exercise aur kam kerta HORNLekin ye sab jaldi change ho jye ga?
?
kyu ka?
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?
Me jaldi jail se riya ho jeon ga...;-)

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Best Message From Forest Department :-)
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'Darakhtoon Se Bhi Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Darakhtoon K Nichey Karte Ho..

[usmancca]

lagta hai aap ko bhi bouhat talakh tajruba hai larrkio ka


wo aik pashto shair hai

ok

[Baazigar]

Agree