Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aati....

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Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

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Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

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Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

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Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

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Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

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Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

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1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

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Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

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1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha
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boht thak gia tu bola:
"aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?"

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Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

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Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

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Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"