Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aati....

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Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

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Height of Doubt
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga
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Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??

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Devdas of 2011
Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do
Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do
Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do
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Owr
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Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge
Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do

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Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon..
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Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala??
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Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

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Question: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay par kion bethaya jata hai??
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Answer: Last warning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja

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Baap ne baity se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai......"
Baita:"aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga

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Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

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Funny but Meaningful
Teacher: Beta Tumhary Abbu kia karty hain??
Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain

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Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty