very funny jokes :D :D :D :D :D

[Raja.Aamir]

hahaha.......

[Raja.Aamir]

[tech11166]

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

[tech11166]

ellow

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ohho

sorry

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[tech11166]

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

[tech11166]

"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...

[tech11166]

Challenge kise kehte hai?

ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.









pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.

apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha

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'TEACHER:

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

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SARDAR:

ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

[tech11166]

choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!



















TARJUMA:

'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!

(CHINA)

[tech11166]

‎6 birds were sitting on a tree.. a hunter saw that and shot over tree... . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . .

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bas bdmashi

[tech11166]

Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho

meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar

k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho

[tech11166]

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai