very funny jokes :D :D :D :D :D

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American Mother: Gud night my son

indian Mother: shub Raatri beta

Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair

Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab..

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True Love...

Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,

Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,

Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi

Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga

Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye

Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number

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2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.



1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.

Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.



Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.

Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?



to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.

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Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?

Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:



'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'

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3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay



Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.



Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain



Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.

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1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha.Shor na machao.Kisi ny s k neechy likha.

WaRNa hum jag jaingy.

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Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?

Darakhto ki jholti shakho pr grees kis kambakht ny lagaya tha.

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Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna

Next Day

Father: Kiya bana result ka?

Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho, fail ho gaya hoon

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1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola



doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?



Ankhon ki



kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.



Hajjam ne jawab diya.

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hahaha hohoho heheheheh

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2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay. Waha sheshy k box my 1 dhancha dekha Jis pr likha tha.1557 BC.



1 bola : aisa lagta hy k ye kisi truck k neachy aya tha.



Dosra bola haan shayed issi lye to truck ka number diya hy.

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2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey..