very funny jokes :D :D :D :D :D

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Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon

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ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki

admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card hain

adres a/312gulshan-e-iqbal ka hay

host redio wala : to ap unhin batwa wapas dena chahty hain

adme : he he he he he he he nahin g usey mere taraf sy 1gamghen song suna dain

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L0ad sheding ne Mujhe bhi Namazi bana diya hai
FARAz
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Mobile ki Battry ab Masjid k generetar se hi charge karta hun..

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Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

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Bachay 1 Larki ko ghaseet k le ja rhe the
1 Buzurg bole:
Isko chor do ye khud school jayegi.
Bachay:Baba g ye Humari Miss he
Roz school se Date pe bhag jati ha

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Hamen to akmal ne lota taylor men kahan dam tha
hamen chhakey tb lagay jb power play khatamm tha !

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Daadi Ek Minute ... =P =D

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aash wo guzri shaam aa jaye,
tere honton pe aaj mera naam aa jaye,
mera dil tarapta hai tujse milne ko,
tere dar se koi pegham aa jaye
uski yaad me us k sapne dekh kar
kuch nahi to dil ko aram aa jaye
dil se dil juda na ho umar bhar kaash koi aisa nizam aa jaye.

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Pathan apnay dost se:
Aaj kal kya kar rahay ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai, MBA kar raha hon.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho!

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Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.
Man showed his Nikah Nama.
Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?

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Suno!!
Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai,
Kabhi Saanso KRNChalne Pe,
Kabhi Dil KRNMachalnay Pe,
Kabhi Barish
Barasnay Pe,
Kabhi Aankhen
Chalakne Pe,
Kabhi Chanda
Nikal Pe,
Kabhi Suraj KRNDhalne Pe,
Kabhi Shab KRNAndheron Me,
Kabhi Din KRNSawairon Me,
Kabhi Logo KRNMelay Me,
Kabhi TanhaRNakele Me,
Tumhari,
Bus Tumhari YaaDRNAati Hai...
Suno!!
Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai.

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Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larka: Tmhari favrit tofee kha leta hn,0r tm kia krti ho?
Larki: 2 gold leaf pee leti hn...:-)