Aaj k jokes

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Year 1963
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???.. Aug 3rd,
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??.. Evening, 07:48

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? KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

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Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo . . .


Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay?.!

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Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

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Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...

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on ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay

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DIL NE KAHA SMS KAREN

SOCHA

DIL TAU PAGAL HE

PHIR KHAYAL AYA..
CHALO KOI BAAT NHI,








JIS KO SMS KaRNa HE WO KONSA NORMAL HE.

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I Love U
Yes I Love U
Sach Main
Please Beleive Me Yaar
I Love U
Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn
Paagalon Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy

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Sonu

aj de do na
do do na
dekho kisi ko pata bi nahi chale ga

de do na
dekho main ghar main bilkul akaili hon

kisi ko pata bi nahi chale ga

de do na
aik

lambi si


miss call

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Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn

Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn

Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn

Par Aap Ne Tou

Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi

Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho

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college wali:-
MASALAY DAR

office wali:-
NARUM NARUM

muhalay wali:-
GARAM GARAM


mai to roti ki baat ker rahi hun ap kia samjhe

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Life of a college student:

Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.

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20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf