Pehle woh meri girlFRIEND thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Member
Pehle woh meri girlFRIEND thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Member
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota?:
Member
Chand ka bed,
Taron ki Razai
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur ?MUNJI?Good Nite
Member
Explain the word ?Automatically?
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
?Auto_me_takli?
Member
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
?HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!?
Member
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain?
Aur kyo na ho? Khayi Bhi to ?HARI Mirchi??-hai
Member
Kia aap ne kabhi ?BHOOT? ko plastic cover main lipte dekha hai?
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No?
Waqai nai?
To apna NADRA ka ID card dekhen.
Member
NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon
Member
Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye
Member
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
Member
B careful!
1Unkown Number Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Pakistan Dewana Ho Chuka Hy
Member
Har Lal rang red nahin hota,
Har Insan bad nahin hota,
Kaise kahoon par sach hai ki har koi aapki tarah
MAD nahin hota.
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