AP ne DIL churaya hum khamosh rahe
ap ne neend churai hum khamosh rahe
ap ne hasi churai hum khamosh rahe
but it's 2much yar chapal tu wapas karo .
AP ne DIL churaya hum khamosh rahe
ap ne neend churai hum khamosh rahe
ap ne hasi churai hum khamosh rahe
but it's 2much yar chapal tu wapas karo .
Teacher :students Se (i Miss U) Is Ka Kia Matlab Hai
Pathan:jaldi Se (main Tumhari Miss Hoon)
nice
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Waise to ap k sare kam ulte hote hein
sirf mobile hi sidha pkrtay ho
aj mobile b ulta pakar k dekho aur ye prho
6u!l!ws d33>l
(aap log monitor ulta kar ke dekhain)
Sacha dost wo ha jo ap ki ankho ma
pehla ansu dekhle
Dosra ansu ponch lay
Teesra ansu rokle
Or chotha ansu dekhe tu 1
Thappar laga k bole
DRAMA BAZI BAND KAR
Aik kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.!
Teacher: 'Ittefaaq' ka jumla banao..?
Pathan student:
'jis din hamare abba ka shadi tha.
'Ittefaaq' se usi din hamari maa ka B SHAdi tha.
Boys jb bhe ksi larki ko parpose karty hain to 5 ans me se koi ek mlta hy
1-No
2-Im sory
3-R u mad
4-v r friends
5- Lekin me to "FAISAL(fsl)" se Pyar krti ho:-)
Nakhrä,
twaddä
taüba taüba
ajeeb
twaddä Style ay...
Message
Käddi
Karnä Nähin
tay RÖla paya ay Saday
KÖoL V Mobile
ay..
Phool insan
se zyada khubsurt
hota hy
lekin
kuch insan phoolu
se b zyada
khubsurt hoty hein
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Msg bjney wala
Welcome 2 Bahadurz Univrcty
Due 2 the recent situation in the world,the courses have been changed
MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:
Career in Alqaeda
MSc:
Master Sucide Course
IT:
Institute of Terrorism
MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency All these Courses offered by
UET:
Univrsty of Error & Terror NUST: National University of Strategic Terrorism???
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