Mere SMSs .roz view karien.

[FSL]

America ne chore pakarne wali machine banai America me us ne 30 minute me 20 chore pakre England me 30 minute me 50 chore pakre india me 30minute me 100 pakistan me 20minute me machine chori ho gai.

[FSL]

Dil ne kaha
Chalo tumhe SMS karty hain

Socha

"Dil To Pagal Hai"

Phir khayal aaya
Chalo koi baat nahi,

Jis ko karna hai
.

Wo konsa
Allama Iqbal hai.NVR MND

[FSL]

Dosti unsy kro jo nibhana janti ho
Nafrat us sy kro jo bhulana janti ho
Gussa unsy kro jo mnana janti ho
or pyar us sy kro jo dil or jaan lutana janti ho,

[FSL]

Pathan 1 bachy ko set krne k lye Bola
Gand Marvany Se Nazar Tez Hoti Ha

Punjabi bacha Bola
Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawr walon ko nazar ata Ha

[FSL]

Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Fone Kia
Jawab Aya
The Number U Dialed is Not Responding at The Moment
Pathn
Baji 0sko Yad Se Bta Dena K
HABIB Khan Ka Fone ayha tha.

[FSL]

Hum Gaye The Un K Ghar
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo..

Un ki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza...

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti Bachon Ko POLIO K Qatre pilwa lo....

[FSL]

What is the difference between WIFE & SAALI?
Saali is beauty

Wife is duty

Saali is pension

Wife is tension

Saali is yummy

Wife is vehmi

Saali is pataka

Wife is sayapa

Saali is cool

Wife is fool

Saali is tutti-fruity

Wife is kismat phootti

Saali is fresh cake

Wife is earth quake!:-)

[FSL]

Ék sheikh sarak par chal raha tha, achanak nichy jhuka or sark pr hath laga kr bola:'Fitay Monh, Loki thuk vi enj sutdey ney,jivein thepa peya hovay???

[FSL]

Jhatka kuch is tarha dya sanam ne apni zulfun ko FARAZ..



ikatthi 4 joein meray daman me aa girin???

[FSL]

Khuda se Koi Bat Anjaan Nahi Hoti


Har Insan ki Bandagi Beiman Nahi Hoti


Kabhi Manga Hoga Aap ne 1pyara sa dost

Varna Yunhi Aapki Hamse pehchan Nahi Hoti,.

[FSL]

Film GAJHNI men heroine k marne wale seen se ek sabaq sekhne ko milta hai,'


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Apna
MOBILE hamesha silent pe rakho???

[FSL]

Beth Kar Mehbooba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aaya,

Wah wah,

Phir.. ?


abu Ne Dekh Liya Aur
I.C.U
Me Hosh Aaya...!