Nice Urdu Sms

[skhawat]

AP BHI APNE ACHE ACHE SMS YHAN SHAIR KREN .................

[skhawat]

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha


Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se.



Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.


Life is like math.
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao.


Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.


5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch



Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!



A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiteril murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!


Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.



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[skhawat]

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai,
Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai,
Ab na aur kuch khawish hai,
Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai.


Aasman humse naraaz hai.....??
Taaron ka gussa behisaab hai.!
Vo sab humse jalte hain,
kyunki Chand se behtar DOST hamare paas hai.


bhulna tumhe na asaan hoga,
jo bhule tumhe vo nadaan hoga,
aap to baste ho dil mein hamare,
aap hamein na bhulein ye aapka ehsan hoga....miss u sooo much


U may be out of my Nazer,
but u not out of my Dil,
u may be out of my reach,
but u r not out of my soch,
I may be kush be nahi to u,
But u will be always Sub Kush to Me.


Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga,
hum ko bi koi shaks yaad aey ga,
tub bhool jain gay zindagi ke gum ko,
jub aap kay saath guzra wakt yaad aey ga.


Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,,,,,,
Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum door reh kar bhi hame yaad rakho,,,,,,,
is se badkar hame koi enaam nahi...


sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon jabki sans se pehle teri yaad hai.


Log laut jate Gum hamara dekhkar jaise Lehar laut jati hai kinara dekhkar.
Matt dena kandhha meri Arthi ko tum kahin phir se Zinda na ho jau Tumhara Sahara Dekhkar...

LOHY KO LOHA KATY
LOHY KO LOHA KATY
SONY KO SONA KATY
INSAN KO INSAN KATY
OR
MARE DOA HAI K -----------------------------
TUM KO KUTA KATY


CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA NA HO JAYE.......
HUMSE KOI RUSHWA NA HO JAYE......
BADI MUSHKIL SE KOI APNA BANA HAI,,,,
MILNE SE PEHLE HI KAHI JUDA NA HO JAYE By TANVI


Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
baat nahi par deedar to hotaa...........


KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON GA
HUWA BHI YOUN K APNA BANA K CHOR DEIYA

tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
varana duniya main kya nahi hotaa By N.W.KHAN


dil se tera kahayal na jai to kaya karain,
tu bata tu yad aaye to kaya karain,
hasrat hai tuje ik nazar dekhanay ki,
magar kismat wo lamaha na laye to kaya karain


muskra kar hum jee jathe hain.
laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain.


Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai !


Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !


Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !


Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !


Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!


Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!


Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !


Khawabon mein ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil mein Bas jaen ge RINGTONE ki tarah.
Pyar kabhi kam na ho ga BALANCE ki tarah.
Bus aap busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarah!i!i!i..


Raaste aise ho, jo chalen ko majboor kare,
Maikhane aise ho jo peene ko majboor kare,
Jab koi maut ka daaman thamnaa chahe,
tow dost aise ho jo jeene ko majboor kare


Dharti ka gum choopane ke liye gagan hota hai,
dil ka gum choppane ke liye badan hota hai,
Mer ke bhi choopane honge gum shaayad
isliye har laash pe ek kafan hota hai


Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya Hai,
Teri Chahat Ne Kuch Aisa Gazab Dhaaya Hai.
Khudaa Se Kya Tujhe Maange,
Woh Tow Khud Aaj Mujh Se Tujh Jaisa Dost Mangne Aaya Hai.

[skhawat]

Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga,
Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss..
Pahli wali ko chor donga!


ab yes or noAger dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?


Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it,
not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,
not like WILLS- made 4 each other ,
But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!


Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager,
dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil,
bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.


Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha,
Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli
aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.


D se Dosti D se Dushmani D se Dill D se Dill lagi D se Dewana D se Dewangi D se Dharkan D se Dar D se Dekha app ko D se Dream mein Phir B se Bekrar ho ker M se Message kar dala app ko


subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,
aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.


Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,
Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,
Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....


Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai,
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!


Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi ,
Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..


Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"


Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai mere pyaar ko ghalat nahi samjhna
dost pyaar to doston mein bhi hota hai.


DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena.


Mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy phool achay lagtay hain lakin khushboo nahin
mujhy log achy lagtay hain lakin duniya nahin
mujhy sher achay lagtay hain lakin shairee nahin
mujhy tum achay lagty ho lakin tum nahin "Sirf Tum"


har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har aarzu puri nahi hoti,
jinke dil mein \"aap\"jaise dost rahte ho,
unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahi hoti.....


Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota
Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein
Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota


Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar her khirki ,
her darwaza dekh kar her kamra her daalaan dekh kar
Maan kasam ! bahot kharcha ho giya


Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

[Aone]

Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota,
kasoor kya tha es dil ko bataya to hota!
Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane,
Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!!

Pyaar karne wale kisi se darte nahi
waffa karne wale kabhi marte nahi
bohat koshish ki humnein pyaar jatane ki
eik tum ho ke mera yakeen karte hi nahi

pyaara saa ehsaas ho tum
har pall meray paas ho tum
jeenay ki aik aas ho tum
mana ke aik wishvaas ho tum
shaid isi lia kuch khaas ho tum.

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye

dost ban ban kar milay mujh ko mitane wale.... maine dekhay hain kai rang badalne wale.... tumne chup reh kar sitam aur bhi dhai mujh par .....aray tum se tu achay hain mere haal par hans ne wale ...main tu akhlaq ke haathon bika karta hon... aur hongay tere bazaar main bikne wale

YEh juadai apni aarzi hai,na dil main iska malal rakhna
humari ankhon ne mil k jo dekhe,woh sare sapne sanbhal rakhna
tumhari saansien,tumhari dharkan,suno humari amaanatien hain
HUmari khateer hi jaan-e-jaanan,hameesha APNA KHAYAL RAKHNA

kyun yaad tum itna aati ho

kyun hum ko tum tarpati ho

gum sum gum sum hain aaj sehar se hum

kyun itna hume satati ho

tumhe khayalon se gar nikal bhi dain

tu khawabon main aa jati ho

hum lab se nahi kartay izhar-e-mohabbat

tum ankhain nahi parh pati ho