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    A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
    NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
    Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
    Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
    Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
    Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .

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    good joke

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    we should avoid repeating jokes.

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    what is this?

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    ha ha ha
    to ab memon ki bari hai...

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    funny

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    zabardast

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    Quote BIG BROTHER said: View Post
    A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
    NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
    Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
    Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
    Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
    Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .
    Good One

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